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  1. 5th February 2009, 14:10 #1
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    Pet spider munches fly

    Well no bike, and now no job
    But at least I have my new bestest friend, Betty my fuck-off nasty yet affectionate spider.
    Watch how she quickly dispatches this nasty shit fly with consumate ease, and with frightening speed...


    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOEBPRsF5PM[/youtube]


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    shit it made me jump
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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    shit it made me jump
    I just went into a cold sweat watching that *shudders* I SO shouldnt watch stuff that involves spiders... lol.. but omg... it's like a horror film...
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    I had a pet spider when I was living in a bedsit years ago.....usta see it do that often...they don't muck about do they?
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    Now that you're not working, you'll have plenty of time for housework... like cleaning up spider webs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Now that you're not working, you'll have plenty of time for housework... like cleaning up spider webs.
    Then he'll be cleaning flyshit off the walls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Now that you're not working, you'll have plenty of time for housework... like cleaning up spider webs.
    Nah, it's a form of natural pest control. And would you set fire to your dog's kennel? Betty's my pet and I love her dearly - I've known her since she was a cute giggling little spiderling*.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN View Post
    Nah, it's a form of natural pest control. And would you set fire to your dog's kennel? Betty's my pet and I love her dearly - I've known her since she was a cute giggling little spiderling*.


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    ugh... baby spiders... they're worse than grown-up ones... coz there is usually millions of the things and they all come wriggling out of their egg sacks and swarm all over the place
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    ugh... baby spiders... they're worse than grown-up ones... coz there is usually millions of the things and they all come wriggling out of their egg sacks and swarm all over the place
    Yeah, all over your face while you sleep.
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    Holy fuck that is sadistic! Frikkn 8 legged freak!

    I'm gonna watch that again...


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    awww, im mixed with emotions. Disgust and fear of the spider, Warm and fuzzy you treat it as a pet, Disgust and fear you treat it like a pet. ITS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixc View Post
    awww, im mixed with emotions. Disgust and fear of the spider, Warm and fuzzy you treat it as a pet, Disgust and fear you treat it like a pet. ITS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER!
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