Dumb arse prisoners attempt at escape

**balans** · 30th January 2009, 12:38

Originally Posted by Qkchk

Police said Reti, who pleaded guilty to the charge, had a month added to his prison term.

Only a month added to his 2 year prison term!

Worth attempting a runner then if that's the only deterent.

**Finn** · 30th January 2009, 13:03

Don't you think it's also embarrassing that they managed to escape in the first place?

**Laava** · 30th January 2009, 20:31

Cue the Benny Hill chase music!

**Dean** · 30th January 2009, 20:45

roflmaolol

**Usarka** · 30th January 2009, 20:45

Much like the guys who escaped from Mt Eden prison about a year ago. By tying sheets together and climbing out the window.

One could be excused for thinking that possibility may have crossed the prison gaurds minds at some point.

Next escape will be a file in a cake, bet ya.

**JimO** · 30th January 2009, 20:47

stupid is as stupid does

**Patrick** · 31st January 2009, 21:33

Great shit...

Bloody coppas... what were they doing? It must have been the cops fault....

I heard they are each blaming the other for going the wrong way around the post. Blame the cops man......!!!

**skidMark** · 31st January 2009, 22:11

**has benny hill song in head**

SLAPSTICK

**gatch** · 1st February 2009, 19:22

FAIL !!

says "its elementary my dear watson, it appears we have a case of some stupid cunts attempting escape"

**McJim** · 1st February 2009, 19:27

Prison's gotta be the best place for them I reckon. With shining brains like that I don't much fancy their chances in the real world.

**Mikkel** · 1st February 2009, 19:32

Originally Posted by Usarka

Next escape will be a file in a cake, bet ya.

Nah, I am pretty sure that would just result in additional expenses as the prison system pays for a new tooth for Mr. Convict.

**gatch** · 2nd February 2009, 17:12

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Nah, I am pretty sure that would just result in additional expenses as the prison system pays for a new tooth for Mr. Convict.

na, they have a shiny new file, they can make one..

**Laava** · 2nd February 2009, 20:10

Sadly, with human rights and all, this episode could spell the end of handcuffs for prisoners as they could serously hurt their little handy-wands!

**PrincessBandit** · 2nd February 2009, 22:27

Haahaha, saw it on the news - in fact I thought the clip was showing it on a pommy news channel. Reminded me of the time Clive whatshisname (Clive James i think) showed a clip from NZ Crimewatch about a stolen Mk 1 cortina (and gave us absolute a**eholes over it. Really made us look like a bit of an international joke, just like those plonkers.

p.s. the Benny Hill theme music is called "Yakkety Sax", cool piece to play!

**fredie** · 2nd February 2009, 23:29

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