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    Quote of the year...so far?

    Reserve Bank Governer Allan Bollard to Gareth Morgan...."It's a complicated world Gareth. Get over it"

    Just loved the bluntness of the statement and it's delivery..neither here nor there about either of the 'dudes'




    Feel free to add one you've heard!

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    Morgans speech impediment annoys the shite out of folks I know,yeth it's a tough world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Reserve Bank Governer Allan Bollard to Gareth Morgan...."It's a complicated world Gareth. Get over it"
    At least he didnt say "Gareth - HTFU"

    Quote of the year for me is from Gareth as well....an OCR of 3.5 means stuff all if you dont have a job
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    My favourite at the moment:

    "SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    At least he didnt say "Gareth - HTFU"
    Now that would have been even more funny to hear on the 6 o'clock news!

    Quote of the year for me is from Gareth as well....an OCR of 3.5 means stuff all if you dont have a job
    yup scary stuff!

    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    My favourite at the moment:

    "SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!"
    Who said that then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Who said that then?
    One of the boys at work, it's really taken off though I tell you, I nearly said it to firecomm iv'e been saying it so much......

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