Who is on the piss?

[Iggy]

What's the matter? Can't hold your liquor (licker)?

oh aye lud, just havin a wee dram.....err make that a double lassie!!!!!

[Tank]

im eating a hungerbuster combo with a 12 pack of steinlager pure this heaven jealous much

Not really - when I was your age I was out shagging. Not sitting on the interweb getting pissed.

The youth of today - fucking amateurs.

[Mikkel]

I have a beer in my hand as we speak. Spent the day at work, spent the evening painting the roof then put the children to bed. I now deserve a fuggin beer and a seat in front of my fave soap opera - KB!

Get real paint and you won't need a pint.

Not really - when I was your age I was out shagging. Not sitting on the interweb getting pissed.

Bullshit! You never were 16.

The youth of today - fucking amateurs.

...or not fucking as it would appear to be the case.


I think I shall escalate the conflict from one W to the other...

[Tank]

Bullshit! You never were 16.

According to the physcometric test I did recently - I still am.

[Mikkel]

According to the physcometric test I did recently - I still am.

...or getting close as it might be

[Forest]

Started with a Kwak, followed by a Chimay Blue, ended with a Delerium Tremens.

Great night! God bless the Belgians.

[Dean]

Not really - when I was your age I was out shagging. Not sitting on the interweb getting pissed.

The youth of today - fucking amateurs.

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

[Tank]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

Virgin huh?

[Dean]

Virgin huh?

Nope,Ive swam while the tide was in,Red beach was heaven but browns bay was disgusting with the tide out ewwww.im guessing you spend alot of time at Browns bay

[Tank]

im guessing you spend alot of time at Browns bay

oh - I see - a little double entendre there. Well done.

I don't normally - but sometimes I make an exception for someone special.

[Dean]

oh - I see - a little double entendre there. Well done.

I don't normally - but sometimes I make an exception for someone special.

Well put, but i dont really swim in browns bay im going to keep to the norm red beach always has waves and the tide is always in.
Keep on swiming but wacth out and keep protected from the sharks Tank!!

[Bren]

fissed as a part here...TOTALLY....beerr,margaritas then straight scotch...PISSeD

[noobi]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

Bloody hell, I dont think I want to be anywhere wahtever school you go to that all the nice girls are like that


P.S the one who talks most has the least im afraid

[Nagash]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.

Mate sorry, but I think you need to find a few more girls.

You know.. outside of your little sister's group of friends.

[gatch]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

there is so many things wrong here young man.

1 calling them bangable IS NOT going to make them think you are the balls.

2 every bangable chick does not have aids hiv or is celibate for religious choices.

3 they probably just tell you they have aids or hiv or are christians, they walk around a corner and have your whole school 1st xv (reserves and training staff too) take her for an overnighter at brown's..

4 silly buggers like you with no rubber on have given her aids or unexpected pregnancy

5 comparing penis size.. besides its not about how big it is, its how many rufee's you can put in her wine..

If you have trouble comprehending why it is important to wear a contraceptive device, I have several friends in medicine who would only be too happy to explain for you.