How to make a chic REALLY SOUR in 4 easy steps

**Gareth123** · 1st February 2009, 00:18

Step 1. Go to a revue bar where the music is quite loud and you can't really hear what people are saying.
Step 2. Admire the performers for their skill and flexibility.
Step 3. When the girl comes around to collect tips after her show and ask "Are you enjoying your night?" Make sure you don't hear her properly because of the loud music.
Step 4. Take a wild guess at what she was saying and reply "Umm nope, no not really." Make sure you don't give her a tip!

Guaranteed to work every time. I think she wanted to slap me.

**The Baron** · 1st February 2009, 06:10

So you are single then..

**ital916** · 1st February 2009, 06:48

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Step 1. Go to a revue bar where the music is quite loud and you can't really hear what people are saying.
Step 2. Admire the performers for their skill and flexibility.
Step 3. When the girl comes around to collect tips after her show and ask "Are you enjoying your night?" Make sure you don't hear her properly because of the loud music.
Step 4. Take a wild guess at what she was saying and reply "Umm nope, no not really." Make sure you don't give her a tip!

Guaranteed to work every time. I think she wanted to slap me.

One time at this strip place the lovely lass rocked up onto the table our group was at, cat walks on all fours over to us, and the gives us a spread eagle view hoping for a tip. Being respectful of her hard work I got out a tip, What got me was she was stark naked so I genuinely ask *holding a note* "I dont know where to stick it".

Her expression then sly smile afterwards was either a "you're funny" smile or "you're an inbred fucktard" smile.

Come on guys, share an interesting story funny/humiliating or just plain stupid involving the opposite sex.

**DMNTD:Me** · 1st February 2009, 07:04

Originally Posted by Drider87

Come on guys, share an interesting story funny/humiliating or just plain stupid involving the opposite sex.

LOL...ok...I married a stripper from Firecats. Needless to say I gave up drinking for 6 years after

**Kickaha** · 1st February 2009, 07:11

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Step 1. Go to a revue bar where the music is quite loud and you can't really hear what people are saying.
Step 2. Admire the performers for their skill and flexibility.
Step 3. When the girl comes around to collect tips after her show and ask "Are you enjoying your night?" Make sure you don't hear her properly because of the loud music.
Step 4. Take a wild guess at what she was saying and reply "Umm nope, no not really." Make sure you don't give her a tip!

Guaranteed to work every time. I think she wanted to slap me.

Amatuer, it normally only takes me one

**SARGE** · 1st February 2009, 07:19

Originally Posted by The Baron

So you are single then..

and a virgin by the sounds of it

**Gareth123** · 1st February 2009, 08:43

LOL LOL LOL I'm neither single or a virgin. Just didn't care for getting all excited over some chick who I'm not allowed to take home with me. We did buy my mate a private lap dance for his 21st though. He came back with a big stupid grin on his face

**MIXONE** · 1st February 2009, 08:50

Obviously it wasn't the Atami.The only tip they want there is when you undo your fly!

**Gareth123** · 1st February 2009, 10:05

Originally Posted by MIXONE

Obviously it wasn't the Atami.The only tip they want there is when you undo your fly!

And when you do that I bet they charge you an arm and a leg

**sidecar bob** · 1st February 2009, 10:34

I was at a strip club in Melbourne after the F1 race with the tour group we went over with.
Watching the shows & stuff & one of the girls comes over to me & says, "Do you wanna come out the back & play with with me?" I said "why what have you got out the back"? she says, "Only the most fun youve ever had", I yell to my mates, HEY GUYS!!! youre not gonna believe this!! They have radio controlled cars out the back!!!!!
I got a slap.

**sidecar bob** · 1st February 2009, 10:40

Another time, another club one of the performers rocks up & asks me if id like to take her out the back, & i say, "look at me, do you really think a guy this gorgeous needs to pay for sex". Another slap.

**MIXONE** · 1st February 2009, 11:57

Originally Posted by Gareth123

And when you do that I bet they charge you an arm and a leg

I don't know about charge but some of them could fit an arm and a leg!!

**Gareth123** · 1st February 2009, 12:01

Originally Posted by MIXONE

I don't know about charge but some of them could fit an arm and a leg!!

**scrivy** · 1st February 2009, 12:02

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Another time, another club one of the performers rocks up & asks me if id like to take her out the back, & i say, "look at me, do you really think a guy this gorgeous needs to pay for sex". Another slap.

Oh the modesty!!!