How to make a chic REALLY SOUR in 4 easy steps

**Gareth123** · 1st February 2009, 12:09

I went out with a chic when I was about 16 or 17. I was really sweet on her but she liked to fool around a bit with my naive emotions and string me along. I got my own back though, i slept with her younger, slightly less attractive(but still hot) sister.

That didn't go down well. Apparently I caused a rift beween the 2 sisters. Pity I couldn't get them both together in bed at once, that would've stopped one of them from feeling left out. I'm only thinking about thier feelings, my penis had nothing to do with it...honest

**Gareth123** · 1st February 2009, 12:13

One New Years Eve I was out at Loburn, Got smashed and hooked up with this "slightly" older women. Back to my tent to continue the fun and games...lucky my mate stopped us, she had a husband and 2 kids about 10 meters away in another tent

**slopster** · 1st February 2009, 22:55

Asking a stripper "shouldn't you be at home looking after your kids" normally gets a good reaction

**Spuds1234** · 2nd February 2009, 03:29

Originally Posted by Gareth123

One New Years Eve I was out at Loburn, Got smashed and hooked up with this "slightly" older women. Back to my tent to continue the fun and games...lucky my mate stopped us, she had a husband and 2 kids about 10 meters away in another tent

Do tell the rest of the story. What did she look like? Something close to a horse?

**ynot slow** · 2nd February 2009, 08:10

25 yrs ago,the old man took a tour of people to Hawaii and Los Angles,they boys went to a strip club,the stripper stuck a cigar up herself at the end,one guy ended up with said cigar and promptly lit it up.

Another guy went to the 82 world cup in Spain,went to a strip club and still doesn't eat bananas.

A few guys shouted the apprentice at their work a root at Haweras famous brothel about 10yrs ago for his 20th,we were at a bar prior and he was slightly pissed,after the members draw and a feed they went to a few more bars,about 10.30 or so they went upstairs to see who he would shag,the boys at work had paid for him earlier.His first words after looking at the girls was what time is the next shift start.

**CB ARGH** · 2nd February 2009, 08:14

Originally Posted by SARGE

and a virgin by the sounds of it

Hey it's my brother

**Gareth123** · 2nd February 2009, 14:26

Originally Posted by Spuds1234

Do tell the rest of the story. What did she look like? Something close to a horse?

No I won't tell the rest of the story. You already know it. What goes on tour stays on tour. Your lucky I told you!

**The Stranger:Me** · 2nd February 2009, 14:36

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

i say, "look at me, do you really think a guy this gorgeous needs to pay for sex". Another slap.

Oh, you pay. One way or another.

**Finn** · 2nd February 2009, 14:39

I took my sales guy and financial controller to San Fransisco about 10 years back. My FC was very conservative as most accountant types are. Took him to the O'Farrell St Theatre which is one of America's oldest and most notorious adult-entertainment establishments owned originally by the Mitchell Brothers. One shot the other...

Anyway, there was this stage show on and this girl came out with rubber gloves and KY. I had an idea of what was about to take place so sitting behind my FC, I pointed at him and held up a $50 note. Basically, he had to fist her.

He's never been the same since.

**Gareth123** · 2nd February 2009, 14:55

Originally Posted by Finn

I took my sales guy and financial controller to San Fransisco about 10 years back. My FC was very conservative as most accountant types are. Took him to the O'Farrell St Theatre which is one of America's oldest and most notorious adult-entertainment establishments owned originally by the Mitchell Brothers. One shot the other...

Anyway, there was this stage show on and this girl came out with rubber gloves and KY. I had an idea of what was about to take place so sitting behind my FC, I pointed at him and held up a $50 note. Basically, he had to fist her.

He's never been the same since.

I'd love to have a go at that!

**Finn** · 2nd February 2009, 15:23

Originally Posted by Gareth123

I'd love to have a go at that!

Er, okay. I still have his number if you want it.

**Bren** · 2nd February 2009, 15:28

best way to make a chick REALLY SOUR, and this is a sure-fire method...

MARRY HER!

**MIXONE** · 2nd February 2009, 15:31

Originally Posted by Gareth123

I'd love to have a go at that!

Try the Atami on a Thursday then.They don't have strip shows they have sex shows.If the sight of a full size road cone not being used for what it was designed sounds like you it'll be heaven.