Petition against petitions

[Tank]

After reading the petition against gas prices thread and remembering how 99.9% of all petitions are a waste of time, paper, ink, and internet (yes - it could be used for porn or funny youtube clips).

Not to mention that its always fat unwashed idiots, not hot Kiwi chicks that come up to you at the worst possible time asking you to sign.

So - Behold - in all its glory - the petition against petitions.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/pussynibblets/

Please foward to every person you know - all friends, workmates and typing goats.

Post it on every forum you can find.

I want to see if I can get 10,000 people to sign. Then Im going to print it out, bind it with a nice leather cover, and use it to hit the next person that comes up to me in the street with a stupid petition.

[slofox]

Great idea, Tank...but I won't sign it 'cause I'm against petitions.......

[BOGAR]

------- FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS ------- Hi,

I wanted to draw your attention to this important petition that I recently signed:

"F##k all Petitions"
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/pussynibblets?e

I really think this is an important cause, and I'd like to encourage you to add your signature, too. It's free and takes less than a minute of your time.

Thanks!
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Love the email they send you back. (One word has been edited.)

[Wingnut]

A petition against petitions.... Ah the irony.