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  1. 3rd February 2009, 15:05 #1
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    Cockrot

    I have tried Lamisil/3B but nothing seems to work, my out door Cock has Cockrot. Has anyone else had a similar problem in the past? Medical advice was 'sun damage'...I dont really care for that statement to be honest, my out door cock has not really seen the much sun
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  2. 3rd February 2009, 15:16 #2
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    Just leave it away from your boxes, the last thing you need is boxrot as well.
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    Lamisils no good mate you'd have a creamy cock. Actually now I've written that it doesn't sound so bad.
    Oh bugger
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    Apparently salivary sterilization is the most effective treatment known at this stage. I recommend that you suck the infected area!!

    Look there is even a support group!!
    http://cockrot.com/

    Some of Dr Sullys answers are pretty farken funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post

    Some of Dr Sullys answers are pretty farken funny!
    Not half...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Byron Sully;
    The D.N.A. from the cockrot-infected flesh could have fused with the ovum thus conceiving a cockrot zygote.


    Hey Maha, If you get a Hen for your cock you could make cockrot omelettes with the eggs.
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    I reckon you've had your cock out in the sun more than you're letting on, Maha!
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  7. 3rd February 2009, 16:22 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Just leave it away from your boxes, the last thing you need is boxrot as well.
    So this Rot thing? its sounds a normal accurance?
    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Lamisils no good mate you'd have a creamy cock. Actually now I've written that it doesn't sound so bad.
    Well Marty, I did buy some double cream camembert to have with tea, if there is some left over, perhaps a smear test is in order?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Apparently salivary sterilization is the most effective treatment known at this stage. I recommend that you suck the infected area!!

    Look there is even a support group!!
    http://cockrot.com/
    Its real!!!! even has a dedicated website!!!.... Richard Pecker? Grade A Cockrot?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    Not half...
    Hey Maha, If you get a Hen for your cock you could make cockrot omelettes with the eggs.
    Yes no maybe.... Would love to see Gordon Ramsey tackel that bastard if it were ever on the menu.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    I reckon you've had your cock out in the sun more than you're letting on, Maha!
    Possibly Pussy (thats not a question either) maybe its been out when have not been looking?
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    Once you do find a way to fix the rot I suggest you institute a maintenance plan to protect your cock. I would suggest that rubbing it briskly for a few minutes each morning should do the trick and leave you with a nice shiny cock to display to your visiting friends and relations.
    (Are you sure it's a cock and not a pullet?)
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    Attend to the rot quickly, or "galloping cockrot" will attack us all. (the active cocks anyway).
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    Shit! If I had a cock as colourful as that I could live with the rot! No worries. Cheers, John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Shit! If I had a cock as colourful as that I could live with the rot! No worries. Cheers, John.

    Too much sun will give you a 'red' cock. Well it's a start on the homeward journey.
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