Boi racers in Christchurch cont'd

**carver** · 29th May 2009, 18:47

sounds like christchurch is a exciting place to live

**McWild** · 29th May 2009, 21:42

Originally Posted by carver

sounds like christchurch is a exciting place to live

Don't believe it.

**Paul in NZ** · 29th May 2009, 22:16

Originally Posted by McWild

Don't believe it.

No - it's true... I was born there (only moderately exciting I know)

But...

My eldest lives there and when she whelped for the first time, there was 1 m/c space on the 1st ferry for 3 days and no flights so I was emergency dispatched to be the grand dad. Grand mama would follow once the mess was cleaned up...

Exciting ride down - rained the whole way and it was dark and winter - fricking wonderful, rolled into ChCh about 11pm, rocked up to ChCh womans and no, it would be a few hours so off to dads for a change and a few ZZZ's..

Flitting through Manchester street (I know, BAD choice) the fatest, slutiest ugliest whore in the world propositioned me at the lights... So, I'm on a damn near 30 yr old italian sports bike, loaded with luggage (including tank bag) and baby crap, wet through, pissing with rain, winter, muddy and smelly from following stock trucks through the hunderlees, no sleep for 2 days and this silly cow wants to know if I'm up for some action??? I mean FFS... Yeah, sure jump up on the tank and I'll give you one before the lights change...

So - yeah - Christchurch has its moments.....

**scumdog** · 30th May 2009, 08:55

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

No - it's true... I was born there (only moderately exciting I know)

But...

My eldest lives there and when she whelped for the first time, there was 1 m/c space on the 1st ferry for 3 days and no flights so I was emergency dispatched to be the grand dad. Grand mama would follow once the mess was cleaned up...

Exciting ride down - rained the whole way and it was dark and winter - fricking wonderful, rolled into ChCh about 11pm, rocked up to ChCh womans and no, it would be a few hours so off to dads for a change and a few ZZZ's..

Flitting through Manchester street (I know, BAD choice) the fatest, slutiest ugliest whore in the world propositioned me at the lights... So, I'm on a damn near 30 yr old italian sports bike, loaded with luggage (including tank bag) and baby crap, wet through, pissing with rain, winter, muddy and smelly from following stock trucks through the hunderlees, no sleep for 2 days and this silly cow wants to know if I'm up for some action??? I mean FFS... Yeah, sure jump up on the tank and I'll give you one before the lights change...

So - yeah - Christchurch has its moments.....

Paul, it just shows what sort of action she's been getting from other (Canterbury?) riders arriving in town in similar circumstances - ya let the team down

**Paul in NZ** · 30th May 2009, 11:06

Originally Posted by scumdog

Paul, it just shows what sort of action she's been getting from other (Canterbury?) riders arriving in town in similar circumstances - ya let the team down

Damn - never thought of it like that! Mind you, pulling over and calling Vicki to see if I'm allowed to probably isn't cool either is it?