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    Go back to her and say that your friendship is worth more then just sex......... But if she is willing to do it on a bike you will make that exception just for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    so you knew the risks then...


    See theres the problem. Women are not reasonable about being 2nd EVER.
    Sheesh don't they teach guys the terms of engagement anymore.
    Haha, Im fighting to change the rules of engagement, its not always about what women want...... When it comes to motorcycles, second place will have to be good enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    Go back to her and say that your friendship is worth more then just sex......... But if she is willing to do it on a bike you will make that exception just for her.
    How would that even work, the most you'd ever get on a bike is a reach around unless you were riding it backwards.

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    put motorcycles and women together and you get something magnificent


    ...would have been my answer.
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    specially when you add leather and lace to the mix.
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    MATTTTTEEEEEEE you have done it on a motorcycle. riding only one thing can be done but parked up you do get up to lots of exciting things.... Thats all I am going to say as I am sopose to be a good boy.
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    I am of the view that if she cant handle being then join em, then she will be then everything will be

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    I wonder how she would have reacted if you'd been making those noises about every chick you saw instead of bikes?

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    I would think she would acknowledge the fact that motorcycles have been number 1 in your life, she just needs more attention i think thats the resolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    MATTTTTEEEEEEE you have done it on a motorcycle. riding only one thing can be done but parked up you do get up to lots of exciting things.... Thats all I am going to say as I am sopose to be a good boy.
    Um not so, years ago (late 80's) when riding to Kaikoura I saw a sight that still makes me chukle.
    Big Arse Harley coming towards me with what looked to be a helmet facing the wrong way.
    As it got closer I could see the chick was riding the guy with her skirt up round her hips. :Gob:
    I nearly ended up in the ditch and if it wasn't for the crowd I was with stopping and asking if I saw that too I wouldn't have believed it.

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    best answer: you draped over a bike, unfortuately gets the same reaction.
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    ok. i would be pissed off if my husband/partner/boyfriend or whatever said that to me lol but not if they were just a friend.
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    Really, that is a dumb question to which there was no right answer while still being honest. You should tell her off for making you drop yourself in it!LOL! I get asked leading questions like that alot from my lady, but that is cos she is a shit stirrer! She gets some harsh answers too let me tell ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    But lying is bad.
    Asking for both ain't greedy either! Why just choose the bike alone?

    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    put motorcycles and women together and you get something magnificent


    ...would have been my answer.
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    My ex-wife once asked me a similar question.That is why she is my ex!
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