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    Vexatious hypothetical questions deserve hypothetical answers...

    The only possible TRUE answer is that you cannot possibly know:

    The situation does not exist where you must choose.

    If the situation ever were to exist, it would be in the future, and how can you answer now without knowing the exact circumstances surrounding the hypothetical future situation.

    Of course that is not the answer the lass wants, and does not serve her aim in asking the question.

    Basically, you're probably fucked whatever you answer.

    The psychoanalysis earlier in the thread sheds some light on the whys and wherefores here.

    (Being a carcass munching refuser, I am familiar with the vexatious and surprisingly common hypothetical "Would you eat flesh if your life depended on it". It misses the whole point really...as does the question here)
    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    V4! VFR800s sound like some sort of alien rocket-ship coming to probe all of our women and destroy our cities

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phurrball View Post
    Vexatious hypothetical questions deserve hypothetical answers...

    The only possible TRUE answer is that you cannot possibly know:

    The situation does not exist where you must choose.

    If the situation ever were to exist, it would be in the future, and how can you answer now without knowing the exact circumstances surrounding the hypothetical future situation.

    Of course that is not the answer the lass wants, and does not serve her aim in asking the question.

    Basically, you're probably fucked whatever you answer.

    The psychoanalysis earlier in the thread sheds some light on the whys and wherefores here.

    (Being a carcass munching refuser, I am familiar with the vexatious and surprisingly common hypothetical "Would you eat flesh if your life depended on it". It misses the whole point really...as does the question here)
    damn lawyers ...translation anyone

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    Sounds a bit like the "Does my arse look fat in this dress?" type of question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    damn lawyers ...translation anyone
    Translation: You're fucked in one way or another however you answer a question like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    V4! VFR800s sound like some sort of alien rocket-ship coming to probe all of our women and destroy our cities

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    That would be the last question I would ever imagine asking a motorcyclist.

    If someone asked me something like that .. I wouldn't even justify it with an answer.

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    You know Dushy, the point after you've made that comment you should've swooped her up into your beasty boxing arms and should've just planted your mouth over hers have a heated make out session. Then gaze into her eyes and say 'jokes' with a smarmy smirk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HungusMaximist View Post
    You know Dushy, the point after you've made that comment you should've swooped her up into your beasty boxing arms and should've just planted your mouth over hers have a heated make out session. Then gaze into her eyes and say 'jokes' with a smarmy smirk.
    well she had a twenty first family dinner whilst I was there, and according to tradition if she klinked the knife on the plate cutting the cake someone not blood related had to kiss her.

    Well I was the only non fam member there...and awkward kiss of the century goes to lol. I knew I should have slipped in some tongue.Anyway back on point, women are teh devil.

    And ross what you say is true, either way we have to bend over haha

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    Cool ????

    Mate - here's a secrete;
    Any guy who tries to understand a woman is a fool, they don't understand themselves so how will we ever understand them???????

    Here's a tip;
    when faced with a question like that; where there is the possibility of getting it wrong (and you will no matter how hard you try) - simply stop and ask "what do you want me to say?"
    They will be a little pissed but they will surprisingly tell you what they want to hear - " I want you to tell me that I am more important than a motorbike"

    you simply follow their lead - "of course you are"

    It always amazes me that; no matter how flippantly and ingenuously you say it, they still lap it up!!!!!!! go figure
    Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on

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    Mate - its perfectly clear from here - SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU

    (Good advice Smoky)
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    Mate - its perfectly clear from here - SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU

    (Good advice Smoky)
    Im 300% sure she doesnt which was part of the reason I was like wtf. Smoky, there has to be someway of understanding women, one guy on here must be able to *and we shall call him a god haha*

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