I don't get it?

[ital916]

Hey all,

Well I went down to wellington to see a friend of mine. I havent seen her in four years and she is one of those friends where even if you lose touch you will always be good friends. Anyway she spies me drooling over bikes at wellington motorcycle and stop listening to her or the other lass I was staying with whenever a bike went past .

So she asks me "d, given the choice between motorcycles and me what would you choose" *and she does the most sincere, this is a serious question face to me*, I *doing a sincere serious face without a milliseconds hesitation say* "motorcycles".

This prompltly earned me a "you're a fucking arsehole", and a very angry friend for the next few hours.

Enlighten me, what did I do wrong? Motorcycles are a big part of my life and I cant see myself without two wheels.

Us guys can never win

[The Baron]

Hmmm this is a hard one. Perhaps she was not well that day.

[nallac]

I don't get either.. nothing at all wrong with your answer.

[Blossom]

Dude, its simple.
Women dont EVER do second place.

[portokiwi]

I agree with you mate. With a motorcycle you can have hours and hours of fun every day. You have the power and at the end of the day you turn her off and no more sound.

Try that with a women.

[Pwalo]

Welcome to the real world my boy. Have you heard of leading questions?

[nallac]

I agree with you mate. With a motorcycle you can have hours and hours of fun every day. You have the power and at the end of the day you turn her off and no more sound.

Try that with a women.

don't we wish

[ital916]

Welcome to the real world my boy. Have you heard of leading questions?

I had a fair inkling of entrapment occuring with the question but had to stick to my guns, I just though she would be reasonable seeing she knows that I am fanatical about two wheelers haha.

[Blossom]

Yeah I have to agree to Pwalo... It would seem she is 'into' you more than as a friend.

[Trudes]

Different strokes for different folks. SOunds like this "friend" of yours might be a bit sweet on you if she got so upset about you choosing bikes over chicks. Personally the best answer a guy I was with (in this case my hubby) could give would be "Bikes, except for you"

[nallac]

Welcome to the real world my boy. Have you heard of leading questions?

like, does my bum look big in this?

wrong answer to that is, compared to a house NO not really.
(well i thought it was funny at the time)

[ital916]

Different strokes for different folks. SOunds like this "friend" of yours might be a bit sweet on you if she got so upset about you choosing bikes over chicks. Personally the best answer a guy I was with (in this case my hubby) could give would be "Bikes, except for you"

But lying is bad.

[Trudes]

But lying is bad.

[Blossom]

I had a fair inkling of entrapment occuring

so you knew the risks then...

I just though she would be reasonable seeing she knows that I am fanatical about two wheelers haha.

See theres the problem. Women are not reasonable about being 2nd EVER.
Sheesh don't they teach guys the terms of engagement anymore.

[jrandom]

It would seem she is 'into' you more than as a friend.

Well, that's as may be, but if she's not putting out then she don't get to call the shots.

And any woman who asks That Question... it's probably a good idea to stay away from her.