Aaaah,the day from hell!

[dangerous]

I'll go out on a limb here and say you've obviously never driven in the UK, or even Auckland.

What Biff is getting at

:spudwave: Yip ya be correct about that........ well Auckland I have but it was 15yrs ago, however I have lived in Aussie and driven/riden in most states, and everything runs sweet as.... they have to cos if some twit does something silly then not only will he not get home but neither will 50,000 other people.
Shit I get pissed of with drivers here but theres no point in worrying myself about it..... mine you riding the bike around nowdays worries me.
I have been back in Chch for 4yrs now and still drive like I'm in Oz eg: if the rd is bumper to bumper and someone is waiting to turn out of a side st I'll slow and wave them on..... meanwhile the cars behind are tooting and the car I'm letting out (cos lets face it 20sec's to do so isent the end of the world) just sits there woundering WTF I'm doing...................... So why the hell do I bother, I'm now getting back to my old NZ ways and think that the forking road belongs to me and me alone you others can just fuk off

And I know what BB was getting at... bugger ya I'm trying to wind the Welsh prick up

ps: thats a nice welsh prick

[Biff]

What Biff is getting at is the equivalent of someone using, say, a LH ONLY turn lane to carve up/queue jump a row of people waiting patiently in the straight ahead lane, and then expecting to get let in at the head of the queue.

It's just a pity Biff's cousin lobbed a coke can and not a grenade.

Oh, and 'merge like a zip' is the most sensible road rule around....when everyone displays a bit of sense and manners, and obeys it.

Now you're talking bollox. As if you could get cage drivers to have sense and manners, and asking them to have both at the same time. Is that a flying pig?

ps: thats a nice welsh prick

All Welsh pricks are nice I'll have ya know.

[El Dopa]

Now you're talking bollox. As if you could get cage drivers to have sense and manners, and asking them to have both at the same time. Is that a flying pig?

:

Well, I tried to leave my cynicism behind in the UK. New land, new life and all that. It seems to have followed me here, though, but I try to keep it in the box and not let it run riot.

So I try to believe that most drivers are just a little bit thoughtless, rather than the downright rude, dangerous shit sacks they come across as on the road.

La la la, la la la. I'm off to talk to the pixies!

[jrandom]

All Welsh pricks are nice I'll have ya know.

... so the sheep say, anyway.

[jrandom]

So I try to believe that most drivers are just a little bit thoughtless, rather than the downright rude, dangerous shit sacks they come across as on the road.

I tried that for a while, but I have been forced to revert to the 'dangerous shit sack' conclusion.

La la la, la la la. I'm off to talk to the pixies!

Why, hello there.

[wari]

I HAvan ack-count atda RPBNZ ... ROyal PIxie BAnk of NZ ..

[crashe]

arsehole car drivers....

I was heading down Gt Nth Rd heading towards Kelston.... Aucklanders will know this stretch of road. Well, the westie's will....lol

Anyways I was in the left lane.... (its a two lane road) and this dark green car decides that it will merge into my lane... now I am right beside it so I hit the horn... and keep my finger on it... nup that driver wanted my lane.... so I had no where else to go... but back off... I was actually level with the car... so after it moved into my lane the passenger yep the passenger turned around and farking abused me... its like what the fark... I was in that lane already...so I thought fark this... so I pulled up to the drivers window... and pulled my helmet down so that they could hear me.. the car window was down...
Man did they get an earful from me... I told that I was in the farking lane already and they they should use there farkin eyes... and not farking try to run me off the road.. the driver then looked a tad sheepish... but not the farking passenger.. more farking abuse... so I gave them the internatuional finger and pulled up in front of them and slowed the pricks down....

Why the hell cant some people open up there farkin ears and hear a horn honking continusly at them.... and farking look before changing lanes... and then to also farking indicate.

I think I need a truck horn on my bike.

Ok thats my rant over.

[wari]

arsehole car drivers....

I was heading down Gt Nth Rd heading towards Kelston.... Aucklanders will know this stretch of road. Well, the westie's will....lol

Anyways I was in the left lane.... (its a two lane road) and this dark green car decides that it will merge into my lane... now I am right beside it so I hit the horn... and keep my finger on it... nup that driver wanted my lane.... so I had no where else to go... but back off... I was actually level with the car... so after it moved into my lane the passenger yep the passenger turned around and farking abused me... its like what the fark... I was in that lane already...so I thought fark this... so I pulled up to the drivers window... and pulled my helmet down so that they could hear me.. the car window was down...
Man did they get an earful from me... I told that I was in the farking lane already and they they should use there farkin eyes... and not farking try to run me off the road.. the driver then looked a tad sheepish... but not the farking passenger.. more farking abuse... so I gave them the internatuional finger and pulled up in front of them and slowed the pricks down....

Why the hell cant some people open up there farkin ears and hear a horn honking continusly at them.... and farking look before changing lanes... and then to also farking indicate.

I think I need a truck horn on my bike.

Ok thats my rant over.

THat just re-minded me of my horn inadd-e-quasies ...

WHich I've yetto rect-um-fie ... MY horny storry ..