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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Despite the natural deficencies of her gender,
    Smooth as baby!

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    I'd like to nominate Rachel for this.

    she's a mad keen biker who, unfortunately, has trouble doing any biking. Every time she saves up for parts, gets them and *nearly* gets her bike running, something else breaks.

    I think she deserves a go on a running bike

    I completely understand, I have the exact same problems! That's why we love 2 smokers

    Rach, if you want to do this then send me a PM....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Good on you Str8, you said you would and you are, you're a bloody gem!! And Flame, you already know I think you're an absolute gem, but what an awesome offer. Nice one gals!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    OK so I need to borrow me a pair of big waxed balls for the day...OK I shall get right onto sourcing some
    I reckon Sully shouldn't be TOO opposed to a big jar of hotwax

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Tell me why you think you should be chosen and I will get koba to choose the best reason....
    Will this pageant include a bikini section ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano View Post
    Will this pageant include a bikini section ?
    Yes, along with a speech about how great 2 smokers are.
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Actually, the heck with Rach. I think I'd look good in a skirt - what's the rules on nominating yourself?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Actually, the heck with Rach. I think I'd look good in a skirt - what's the rules on nominating yourself?
    No worries about nominating yourself, however if there are any dingle dangles attached to your person they will be chopped off. Gor for it mate, some people call me Lorena....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    I'm coming, but strictly for observation and beer drinking (this year anyway)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Yes, along with a speech about how great 2 smokers are.
    I think an interpretive dance is ALSO in order!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano View Post
    Will this pageant include a bikini section ?
    I was just cleaning my lime green mankini the other day.

    Must be time for the Borat Racing team to have a crack. Errrr.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I was just cleaning my lime green mankini the other day.

    Must be time for the Borat Racing team to have a crack. Errrr.
    You don't have the balls for it!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Actually, the heck with Rach. I think I'd look good in a skirt - what's the rules on nominating yourself?
    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    No worries about nominating yourself, however if there are any dingle dangles attached to your person they will be chopped off. Gor for it mate, some people call me Lorena....
    I would have thought a public waxing of the hairy dangly bits would have done the trick of scaring him off but ok !
    Like to volenteer my sevices as brolly dirt bag !!!
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Yes, along with a speech about how great 2 smokers are.
    Oh yeah Im sure Id ace that hahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Actually, the heck with Rach. I think I'd look good in a skirt - what's the rules on nominating yourself?
    Can i wax your legs? girls dont have hairy legs you know (especially that hairy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    You don't have the balls for it!
    You never know your luck.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Great! Im gonna get beaten by a girl! I already get enough of that from avalon!

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