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  1. 9th February 2009, 08:56 #1
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    No wonder kids are so confused...

    little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?

    mummy: why god is both girl and boy

    little boy: mummy is god black or white?

    mummy: why god is both black and white

    little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

    mummy: why god is both gay and strait

    little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
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    I should have seen the punch line coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMemonic View Post
    I should have seen the punch line coming.
    He also does that, so you may be lucky.


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