Why men cheat.

[Sully60]

They're all waiting for that phone number to be posted. Just in case...

All you had to do was ask:

3624360.

Edit: and if anyone doesn't get that, look it up the origin is very applicable to this topic.

[Trudes]

And that's one of the things that men get frustrated about. We are single minded, so in the bedroom we don't let all those things play on our minds.. and when our partner keeps going on talking about all this other stuff

You mean you don't like it when we start yelling "go, go, faster, now, do it now, yes, yes, yes!! Woohoo!!!!" when we're having sex with you?... only to realise we're watching the rugby over your shoulder?

[jrandom]

I hope your experience refers to friends, or are you telling us you have cheated? No- don't answer that!

Hmm? I'm not shy on the subject; a couple of years back I levered myself out of a marriage I didn't want to be in with the help of a lovely young thing I met via this forum who had a fetish for that sort of carry-on. (Edit: not my current partner!)

Wouldn't do it again though. Bad karma.

[MsKABC]

You mean you don't like it when we start yelling "go, go, faster, now, do it now, yes, yes, yes!! Woohoo!!!!" when we're having sex with you?... only to realise we're watching the rugby over your shoulder?

You must spread some reputation around...

[Pussy]

You mean you don't like it when we start yelling "go, go, faster, now, do it now, yes, yes, yes!! Woohoo!!!!" when we're having sex with you?... only to realise we're watching the rugby over your shoulder?

Just like if your bloke is making a few grunting noises... he's agreeing with something in the motorcycle magazine he's reading while "on the job"

[Winston001]

Studies show that more men cheat than women - which confirms the evolutionary psychology explanation for men being unfaithful. It also means that a few women are helping out a lot of guys..... but I guess that is why we have prostitutes. Arguably they serve a social need and maybe save marriages.

[Big Dave]

Just watch the monkeys at the zoo, we are primates, it's what we do!

FWIW I have no trouble with fidelity. 30 years on I still like my wife.

[Trudes]

Just like if your bloke is making a few grunting noises... he's agreeing with something in the motorcycle magazine he's reading while "on the job"

Nah, not possible, he can't multitask, you should see him try to drive AND turn the stereo down!!

[Okey Dokey]

jrandom, hey, I said not to answer that! It does give your responses a lot of credence, however. "Been there, done that", if you know what I mean.

* off subject* One of the things I have trouble with on the internet is that you can upset people because while you may be thinking about a topic in a general theoretical hypothetical intellectual way, someone else may be deeply emotionally feeling about it. I hesitate to post a lot of stuff for fear of upsetting others. Oh well, never mind. *back on subject*

[Pussy]

Nah, not possible, he can't multitask, you should see him try to drive AND turn the stereo down!!

Sorry, Trudes.. I didn't mean YOUR bloke as such... you know what I mean?

[Trudes]

* off subject* One of the things I have trouble with on the internet is that you can upset people because while you may be thinking about a topic in a general theoretical hypothetical intellectual way, someone else may be deeply emotionally feeling about it. I hesitate to post a lot of stuff for fear of upsetting others. Oh well, never mind. *back on subject*

I know what you mean, but hey why bother, this is KB, a lot of other people don't worry about how they may upset someone else with what they say/type, but hey, maybe you're a nice person who has a conscience, so don't go changing on us!

[vifferman]

Nah, not possible, he can't multitask, you should see him try to drive AND turn the stereo down!!

Oh puh-leeease.
All males in our household can multitask, with #1 Son able to listen to music, read a book (or even two!), carry on a conversation and watch TV, simultaneously. And the three troglodytes / mutant spawn almost always "duplex" as they call it (all three simultaneously taking to save time).
However, ALL the females I know (I have three sisters, three sisters-in-law, 5 nieces) have difficulty coping with more'n one thing at a time. Holding a baby on your hip while stirring a pot on the stove is NOT multi-tasking, nor is being able to prepare meat AND 3 veges, nor is being able to change gears AND steer the car.

But if you think it will give the "multi-tasking woman" myth some creedence by endlessly repeating it, and making fun of your man, feel free.

[Trudes]

Sorry, Trudes.. I didn't mean YOUR bloke as such... you know what I mean?

I do. It's all hypothetical!!

[Trudes]

Oh puh-leeease.
All males in our household can multitask, with #1 Son able to listen to music, read a book (or even two!), carry on a conversation and watch TV, simultaneously. And the three troglodytes / mutant spawn almost always "duplex" as they call it (all three simultaneously taking to save time).
However, ALL the females I know (I have three sisters, three sisters-in-law, 5 nieces) have difficulty coping with more'n one thing at a time. Holding a baby on your hip while stirring a pot on the stove is NOT multi-tasking, nor is being able to prepare meat AND 3 veges, nor is being able to change gears AND steer the car.

But if you think it will give the "multi-tasking woman" myth some creedence by endlessly repeating it, feel free.

I keep being told that the reason he can only do one thing at a time is because he's putting all his effort into doing it properly, maybe the women folk in your household are perfectionists?

[Finn]

And that's why god created prostitutes.

No he didn't, men did. We got fed up with wining, dining, gifting, cuddles and whispering stuff we don't mean and came up with the novel idea of... "why don't I just pay you the money I would of wasted on this shit and root you. Women, being the sluts they are, seized the opportunity.

Also, I'd like to point out that you're not actually paying a prostitute for sex. You're paying them to leave afterwards.