Help with my pissy pussy

[MidnightMike]

My brothers cat does the same thing. Its about 15-16.

It seems to like playing 'hide and go shit' too. :/

Not cool.

Could just be an age thing, but take it to the vets to be sure.

[SDU]

you lot are funny

Seriously there is a product called 'Piss Off' to help stop cats pissing on stuff. Try 'feliway' go chat with a good vet clinic

[MsKABC]

LIke everyone said take to vet.
The other thing to look at is there something new to stress her out--new cat.dog in the hood, change in your family, house guests.....
If it is stress a product called Feliway will help take the edge off- It is Synthesized natural pheromones & comes in a plug in diffuser but I empathize take to a vet first to rule out medical problem causing the change in behaviour & sometimes hormones are needed with behavioral issues.

Another vote here for feliway - expensive, but it works quite well

[Tank]

I hate cats.

so this aught to work:

[Tank]

OK - to the slightly slow, mouth breathers who red blinged me over this.

Its photoshop, not real, a fake.

[Hitcher]

I don't really want to put her down, at least not until hXc gets home....but I can't stand the smell of cat wee, either!

Female cats of all ages can get into this habit. Put her down. Tell hXc that she was unfortunately run over, or ran off to join the circus, or something.

We had cat piss problems once when we had cats, but not from ours. Next door's "superbladder moggie" (female) would enter our place via our catflap and deposit the contents of Lake Michican and Lake Huron in various locales around our house. Even the toe of my boot up her date would not deter her. Bitch.

[Her_C4]

Female cats of all ages can get into this habit. Put her down. Tell hXc that she was unfortunately run over, or ran off to join the circus, or something.

We had cat piss problems once when we had cats, but not from ours. Next door's "superbladder moggie" (female) would enter our place via our catflap and deposit the contents of Lake Michican and Lake Huron in various locales around our house. Even the toe of my boot up her date would not deter her. Bitch.

No no no Hitch - that's a female dog. I think a female cat is called a Queen.

[vifferman]

No no no Hitch - that's a female dog. I think a female cat is called a Queen.

No no no Her_B4 - that's a female monarch. I think cats of both genders are called pests.

[Her_C4]

No no no Her_B4 - that's a female monarch. I think cats of both genders are called pests.

Bling worthy... still laughing

[Tank]

No no no Her_B4 - that's a female monarch.

?????

[yungatart]

Female cats of all ages can get into this habit. Put her down. Tell hXc that she was unfortunately run over, or ran off to join the circus, or something.

You surely are not advocating that I lie? What kind of example does that set to our youth? Hitcher, I'm shocked that you could even think such a thing.

[Hitcher]

You surely are not advocating that I lie?

For a small consideration, I could "unfortunately" run over said beastie, or provide a circus for her to run off and join...

[Chickadee]

Probably an age thing, the old family cat at my parents house has now decided the toilet is everywhere (inside in corners is her favourite). She's now a mainly outdoors cat as a consequence.

Would she use a litter box if you put one inside? Just in case it's a convenience thing of where she's pissing.

Definitely a good idea to get her checked over, even though a trip to the vet usually involves parting with hard earned cash, better to know if there is a fixable problem. Cat pee stinkies is a bitch to get rid of, good luck! Bloody tomcat sprayed in our garage, yuk. Let us know if you find anything fab for freshening!

[MSTRS:Me]

Just to clarify...she isn't peeing in the house (yet?). But she does sneak into the gargre and leave a wee gift. And there's evidence of her having 'been' in my office, which is accessed through the gargre.
I discourage her whenever I see her approaching the garage door, but cats being the sneaky little fuckers they are, she bides her time...

[AllanB]

Pissy Pussy you say?

I thought I could help you so I did a GOOGLE search for "piss+pussy"

Now I may be wrong but I am pretty sure that the images I saw had nothing to do with a cat. There was some screaming like a cat............