The only reason I come on to Kiwi Biker is...

**vifferman** · 13th February 2009, 09:43

I first checked into KB when I had a FahrtSturm and (who also had one at the time) pointed me here from an overseas VTR1000 site I was on. I had some questions about braided lines.
Now I log on just because I get bored, as a form of escapism. Unfortunately (or maybe it's a good thing?) KB's become pretty boring lately, so I'm constantly loggin on to check if there's anything posted, then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again....

I should go do some work...

**martybabe** · 13th February 2009, 09:52

Originally Posted by MSTRS

and how-to manual all rolled into one.

Ah yes, that too, I've had puta problems fixed, parts found, all kinds of useful answers to trivial newbie questions, Onya KB helper outers.

Originally Posted by vifferman

so I'm constantly logged on to check if there's anything posted, then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again....

I should go do some work...

Yes, that about sums up my pattern of usage too.

**Del Fuego** · 13th February 2009, 10:28

It's one of very few sites not blocked at work??

**Swoop** · 13th February 2009, 10:42

... for the high quality pron!!!

Oh.

KB?

Ahhh...
I'm waiting for the next hilarious bit of banter between The_Dover, Winja, Finn, Mikey and Cowpoos! Has anyone seen Sweet Sophie around? (Valentine's Day approaches...)

**ManDownUnder** · 13th February 2009, 16:15

it's for the polls - they're just the best!

Seriously though - the community. Lots of time wasters in here, a few laughs, but a number of good bastards too. Just staying in touch with them and slinging a bit of shit in the meatime

**peasea** · 13th February 2009, 16:58

Coth I gots lotstha spethshul fwends hair n nobodee larfs at me coth I tipe thlow.

**dangerous** · 13th February 2009, 17:04

Originally Posted by peasea

Coth I gots lotstha spethshul fwends hair n nobodee larfs at me coth I tipe thlow.

You poor deluded wee man... we all feel sorry for ya cos you ride 10 ton of milwakie steel, "spethshul fwends" indeed

we all special in our own ways just like our bikes

Originally Posted by vifferman

I first checked into KB when I had a FahrtSturm and (who also had one at the time) pointed me here from an overseas VTR1000 site I was on.

(hmmm, I wonder) sorry about that

**DEATH_INC.** · 13th February 2009, 17:13

I came here waaaaaay back when it was mostly about bikes and riding, because Kerry at motohaus said 'ever heard of this kiwibiker site? Seem to be a bunch of wankers'(or something like that) so I figured I'd fit right in....
I'm not sure why I come here now.....some sort of sadistic self torture I think...

**Skyryder** · 13th February 2009, 17:56

Where's the 'I thought KB was a porn site.'

Actually I have no idea why I came here.

But corn rhymes with porn so that is close enough.

Skyryder

**AllanB** · 13th February 2009, 18:21

I really like the 'can I use car oil threads' they are the best.

And the monthly centrefolds.

Secretly I think I am addicted - but I'm in denial as that would make me a sad-shit.

**kneebone** · 13th February 2009, 20:37

for me I just want to learn more about bikes bikers and bike speak then pass my full and start going on some long hard rides:scoote:

**hospitalfood** · 13th February 2009, 21:20

to start with i came here for technical info.
but for the last year or so i have just come here when im drunk.
but now i have a new aim.................i want to fine the other 4 who only come here when they are drunk.

**peasea** · 13th February 2009, 21:39

Originally Posted by dangerous

You poor deluded wee man... we all feel sorry for ya cos you ride 10 ton of milwakie steel, "spethshul fwends" indeed

we all special in our own ways just like our bikes

Itsth ownlee fife tunth but it maykth muh happee. I myt look funee but I luff mah mota-thykle. Toonyt I haff anuffa thpeshul dinna but I thtopt lukn at va nurss in da thpeshul way.