Harley Davidson vs God

[Pwalo]

Hang on, going to Heaven. Doesn't that go against the whole HD ethos?

[007XX]

Hang on, going to Heaven. Doesn't that go against the whole HD ethos?

Depends...are you talking about the ones with or without money?

[Blackbird]

Here's one for the Ducatisti on KB! I adapted it slightly from something I saw in a US mag a few years ago.

[Her_C4]

Here's one for the Ducatisti on KB! I adapted it slightly from something I saw in a US mag a few years ago.

Ha ha ha - I LOVE it.... I sent off to Lynda Blair.....

[Paul in NZ]

Here's one for the Ducatisti on KB! I adapted it slightly from something I saw in a US mag a few years ago.

I guess only God could afford the time and have the resources to run one....

[Paul in NZ]

Hang on, going to Heaven. Doesn't that go against the whole HD ethos?

They go to the Indian spirit riding grounds (looks like a big David Mann painting) where all the men are hairy and all the chicks have giant breasts, all the animals are either horses, wolves or eagles and all the roads go past inspiring desert scenes - cool eh!

[Blackbird]

I guess only God could afford the time and have the resources to run one....

Or the patience of a saint

[cooneyr]

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

Cheers R

[Tank]

What god forgot was that the maintenance cost of a Harley is a lot cheaper than a woman.


And of you choose to get another ride - a Harley dosnt take 1/2 your house.

[Brownbikerbabe]

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention !



1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension


2. It chatters constantly at high speeds


3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust


5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!


'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to
Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours.'

[Brownbikerbabe]

I really have a bad habit of doing that don't I? Sorry