Harley Davidson vs God

**marty** · 15th March 2006, 15:00

Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgment. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God. I have a question for Him."

St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".

"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design;

1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.

4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't
even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and
waited for the results.

After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to
be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

**texmo** · 15th March 2006, 15:03

re-post. Did I beat sniper ????

**Sniper** · 16th March 2006, 08:12

I haven't been here mate, and yes you did, rep your way.

**DemonWolf** · 16th March 2006, 08:23

Bloody funny anyway!.. loved it

**texmo** · 16th March 2006, 11:01

Originally Posted by Sniper

I haven't been here mate, and yes you did, rep your way.

Chur, your not far from the 10,000 mark at the rate you post.

**Sniper** · 16th March 2006, 12:01

I know, but Im careful of what I post now.

**texmo** · 16th March 2006, 12:08

Originally Posted by Sniper

I know, but Im careful of what I post now.

I can tell. you only really post stuff thats worth posting now not pointless drivel.

**Sniper** · 16th March 2006, 12:40

Originally Posted by texmo

I can tell. you only really post stuff thats worth posting now not pointless drivel.

Yea, I got told off so now Im trying to behave.

**texmo** · 16th March 2006, 13:02

Originally Posted by Sniper

Yea, I got told off so now Im trying to behave.

ahhh so thats why your behaving so much, wouldnt want to get into trouble with the admins would you¿

**Grahameeboy** · 16th March 2006, 13:09

Originally Posted by Sniper

Yea, I got told off so now Im trying to behave.

and I am trying to mis-behave..............

**Sniper** · 16th March 2006, 13:16

Originally Posted by texmo

ahhh so thats why your behaving so much, wouldnt want to get into trouble with the admins would you¿

I have no life, just imagine what it would be like if I lost KB........

**texmo** · 16th March 2006, 13:57

Originally Posted by Sniper

I have no life, just imagine what it would be like if I lost KB

I dunno tell what it you be like.

**texmo** · 16th March 2006, 14:03

Originally Posted by Sniper

What? :spudwhat:

what are you talking about

**Trouss** · 17th January 2008, 07:51

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions...

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds...

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust...

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."