Pet rooster

**SMOKEU** · 11th September 2009, 15:03

I'm thinking about getting a rooster as a pet; do they always crow at the early hours of the morning and make a lot of noise?

**MSTRS:Me** · 11th September 2009, 15:08

Not just then, either. Noisy, territorial bastards. Usually banned within city limits.

**Oakie** · 11th September 2009, 15:16

Oakie wonders "How many posts before someone makes a 'cock' joke?"

**Laava** · 11th September 2009, 15:18

Why would you want to get something for a pet, that you know nothing about? Oh, it's a troll!

**Maha** · 11th September 2009, 15:18

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Not just then, either. Noisy, territorial bastards. Usually banned within city limits.

You're confusing roosters with jrandom.

**kevfromcoro** · 11th September 2009, 15:22

This is the 3rd post this week. about
ducks, geese and now a rooster.

must be coming up to matting season

**CookMySock** · 11th September 2009, 15:25

Yeah roosters are really vilolent things. Get one. They're funny as fuck.

They crow real loud in the morning and fuck your neighbours off terribly. I find their crowing intensely relaxing, and it puts me right back to sleep.

Do it!

Steve

**SMOKEU** · 11th September 2009, 15:30

I need an animal to put the cat in her place. Even the labrador is scared of the cat because she's such a bitch.

**MSTRS:Me** · 11th September 2009, 15:33

**ynot slow** · 11th September 2009, 15:37

Take a Ruger 10/.22 over Rooster any day.

**jono035** · 11th September 2009, 15:38

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Take a Ruger 10/.22 over Rooster any day.

No joke... Get a stainless one though...

**Patrick** · 11th September 2009, 15:42

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Take a Ruger 10/.22 over Rooster any day.

Not sure... when you do get sick of the crowing prick, it'll make a nice roast.

**mashman** · 11th September 2009, 15:43

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I need an animal to put the cat in her place. Even the labrador is scared of the cat because she's such a bitch.

If you're gonna set it against the cat, make sure that you've filed it's claws/talons or added a cock fighting body kit... that should even up the odds...