I'm looking for work

[Marmoot]

(First, apology if this is a forum misuse)

If any of you know somebody who need employee, I would be very thankful if you would please kindly let me know.

Previous work experiences and skills include:
web design/programming (Dreamweaver, ColdFusion, Tcl/Tk)
Programming (Visual Basic, C)
Project Management (contract work in welding equipment manufacturing plant as Project Officer)
Training position (Lab tutor/demonstrator during Uni)
Front-desk position (Hotel Reception)

Qualifications including:
Master of Computing and Math Sciences (2002)
P/G Diploma in Comp. Science (2001)
BSc. in Electronics Engineering (2000)

Others:
Microsoft Training in MS Windows 2000 Server Administration

Resume(CV) available on request.
Referees available on request.

Contact details:
contact me by PM

[Dave]

Great! now that we know its o.k.

I need to hire a good mechanic to work mobile for us. North shore based, good conditions and rates of pay. Need to have clean licence, own tools, be tidy and presentable and have good comunication skills.
Any help in finding someone would be greatly appreciated.
Call Dave 09 443 3840

[DeanOh]

Job Details
Job 1 of 1

Listed 23 Sep 2003

IT Manager / Sys Admin

The successful candidate will be responsible for the company's complete technology systems. This is a hands on position. You will be required to implement, maintain and support hardware, software and network related equipment across several states. Applicants are required to have a sound knowledge of WinNT4/2K Server, Redhat Linux and Security/Firewall Management. Additional requirements are proven Project Management and contract negotiation skills. Your preferred skills would include working knowledge of Apache, Sendmail, MySQL, PHP, Samba, Web Development, Cisco and Progress. Only experienced, outcome focused candidates need apply. Position requires occasional exposure to Adult oriented material. Circa $50,000 plus Super/phone/laptop.

Email: Please click the 'Apply Now' button below.


Position requires occasional exposure to Adult oriented material

Found this on Seek in Aussie, marmoot. $50k in Aussie dollars, as much porn as you can handle, and a brand new Ducati thrown in.

[Marmoot]

Nice......

but with that little bit concerning "adult material", I bet I'd be competing with 2 billions other guys, eh?



Dave: I don't have clean license, tools, nor mechanical aptitude.
But I DO know how to crash a bike properly

[Kwaka-Kid]

Dave: i have tools, i am clean (for a westie) i have a clean licence... hey look perfect!

and i do have some alright mechanical skills... i can often get the vechile running.. for how long however is a completley diff storey!

i once ran my mazda 323 home from swanson hills with the dizzy cap tied on by 1 Burger king straw, and 2 peices of good quality tought but flexible grass.. and it worked! fuck knows how the screws came out tho? i mean, i woulda thought the car woulda started blipping etc onc eit was coming loose, but nope.. just *no power*

[Firefight]

Yeah and he's pretty good with fencing wire too !

firefight

[Dave]

Dave: i have tools,

Yes but 5 hammers, a crow bar, a tyre lever and an angle grinder isn't quite what we were after!

[Kwaka-Kid]

ah *cough well actually that tyre lever is a  SET OF TYRE LEVERS! bought them from K-Mart labelled as Flat head screwdrivers.

[Marmoot]

I was thinking of that......a set of flathead screwdrivers (and a brick, if you're desperate) can get you really far
with a sizeable income too.