The Stork

[Nasty]

The teacher was telling the young kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the "stork" usually brings them a little baby from its nest.



Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, "are you sure about the "stork", miss? I think your getting your birds mixed up"

'Cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a "shag" on the beach.!!!

[munster]

Bwahahahahaha! Forwarded that to my kids Principal!