Themed parties - costume selection?

**FLYMO** · 16th February 2009, 20:55

got invited to A "p" themed party today
wat the hell do i go as ........any ideas.......knowing most here have warped sense of humour the sugestions could be a laugh
and to the ones that know me it will keep

**MyGSXF:Me** · 16th February 2009, 21:00

prima donna in a pink party dress

**pete376403** · 16th February 2009, 21:01

The one on the left is topical

**toebug** · 16th February 2009, 21:08

Punk or Police women!

**Laava** · 16th February 2009, 21:11

Don't go-as a piker!

**JimO** · 16th February 2009, 21:11

pity it wasnt a D party, you could go with a plastic cock and a potatoe around your neck...you would be a dictator

**ManDownUnder** · 16th February 2009, 21:14

poof
penis
poo-hole
Policeman
Pillock
Problem child
Penguin
Prince Phillip (call everyone wogs)

**R6_kid:Me** · 16th February 2009, 21:14

Popsicle

**Mikkel** · 16th February 2009, 21:17

PIRATE!

Or just bring a pipe - of some description.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 16th February 2009, 21:18

Originally Posted by toebug

Police women!

Yeah Andy.. this would look great on you... specially the fish nets..

**Tank** · 16th February 2009, 21:20

Penis, priest, another penis

**AllanB** · 16th February 2009, 21:20

Go you your local OP shop.

Purchase the following:

Tight pastel slacks
a bright coloured, wide collared shirt

Go to the $2 shop and purchase a big black stick-on Mo and a big gold chain and some mirror shades.

Put the above on - roll up a flannel or hand towel and insert it down ones crotch ensuring it hangs half-way to your knees and is very visible.

Instant costume - you are now a 1970's Porn Star.