How do we ban gangs?

[slimjim]

*snortle*
Years ago, one of the gang HQs in the industrial area of Rotorua was flattened when some naughty person stole a large loader from a few doors down and drove it through the HQ's fortifications. Oops, and all that....

Here's an idea. These gangs like fighting, and biffo, and all that.
We could round up gang members from opposing gangs, drop them somewhere remote (White Island would be ideal), supply 'em with weapons, and leave them to it. After a month or so, the winners go to the next round: fighting NZ's premier gang: the Army.

fat loader driver was a copper anyhow..and the bro's rebuilt the club house..and the army haha fuck might as well put the armed defenders instead.. only pro is that the bro's will still be armed ,however at least there will be no van's to hide in to get shot..white island...fuck that aren't big enough ... send them all to the north island and all the softies go south... humm wonder how long before they invaled the south too...

[sinfull]

You cant ban gangs but you can reduce there numbers by banning pacthes of gangs, Foreinstance banning the mongrel mob and black power pacth would be a big start.
Also to combat the youth gangs you can ban any one who puts up gang signs, and change the curfew for teenagers 18 and under, at night time in the city/towns so they cant run around getting into mischeif at 12 at midnight

Go to bed !!!

"You are one bad troublemaking cunt. Henceforth you are classed as a notorious felon"

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Now there's a thought

Bullshit, your over thinking it.

We know who the fucken gangs are, this is the kind of thinking which did away with capital punishment.

Shoot them in the face.

You got a gun ?

I know, let's form a gang (armed to the teeth) and go out and shoot the gangs? Brill.

I do love the vigilante in you though, so kiwi.

Can I have their bikes?

Do they all have bikes ?

With a gun or my penis?

Ummmmm

No, but a drug policy founded upon reason instead of ignorance and punishment would go a long way to render organised crime "obsolete".

You have 3 years grasshopper !

address the 0.5% of us that are criminal.

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25000 if the population is 5 mill mmmmmm how many in NZ jails ATM ? shouldn't we be safe from criminal behaviour ?

[Dave Lobster]

This is how you stop gangs:

Nah, the NZ infrastructure isn't quite up to that task at the moment.

The other problem at the moment is copyright.. That's a big bee in the bonnet of a few people.

The self fuelling ovens were copyrighted..

[Mikkel]

The other problem at the moment is copyright.. That's a big bee in the bonnet of a few people.

The self fuelling ovens were copyrighted..

Nah, I think that would be a patent surely. Although I suppose it could be argued whether mass-extermination is an industrial or an artistic concept.

However, I'm sure that the patent would have expired by now. If not, it would be fairly interesting to know what organisation owns it.

[Dave Lobster]

However, I'm sure that the patent would have expired by now. If not, it would be fairly interesting to know what organisation owns it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topf_and_Sons

Probably the fucking russians.

[Skyryder]

So if the Govt bans gangs do they become a gang ban(g)a??

Skyryder

[candor]

The way to ban them is to ban components from doing all the things that make some gangs suck.

I'd advocat placing all identified gang associated caregivers of babies leaving maternity wards on 10 year antisocial behaviour orders. These orders are used in the UK for crims and dictate required standards of behaviour, requirements to receive proper social service input, abandon addictions etc.
Perhaps the baby could be returnable and transferable to the long list of adoptive parents who must raid 3rd world orphanages, if there was a breach!

[Finn]

Reading Vifferman's posts on the farmer being acquitted of manslaughter thread, made me wonder what ideas there are to ban or at least control criminal gangs.

Any thoughts?

Shooting them is a good start.

[WolfCollared]

Bugger I misread the thread title, read it as Gang bangs!

[crazefox]

Just leave them be

[Dave Lobster]

Why don't we have Customs taint the P as it comes in, rather than confiscating it?

Then we can poison everyone that uses it. Problem solved.

[McJim]

I'm intrigued by the gang situation in New Zealand - while we have organised drug crime in Glasgow the organisations would never dare go public for fear of backlash from the general public. Any gangs that have tried to have a resurgence of "The Old Days" (In the fifties there were Cumbae and Tongs etc.) have found that complete strangers to them are quite prepared to hospitalise the gang members upon detection. The gang threats fall upon the deaf ears as follows.

Gang member "Arrgh! We'll get ye ya bassa!"
Jimmy public "That'll be a fine trick when you have fuck all idea who I am ya tosser, have a broken jaw"

At least the crims here make it easy by wearing badges!

[idb]

......I think we need to come up with a form of exile.

Excellent idea, put them on boats and send them to Australia!

[Forest]

If you want to get rid of gangs, take away their source of income.

[ManDownUnder]

Hold the gang responsible for the actions of it's members - just like my company would be responsible for the actions of any of it's officers.

If my company was selling drugs for income it'd have it's assets seized, be jumped on, closed down, imprisoned and taxed to death. So why are gangs different?

Just formalise their structure then enforce the law.