a couple of good jokes for yous, please dont take offence at either of them, there meant to be in good humour.


Q: What does a white guy say just before hes gonna crash?
A: Shit, this is gonna hurt
Q: What does a Maori guy say just before hes gonna crash?
A: Check this out bro.

A blond goes into a hardware store and says to the bloke behind the desk "I'd like to buy a hinge." the attendant says "Would you like a screw with that hinge." and the blond replys "No, but I'll blow you for that toaster"

hope that tickles your tummy.