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    each time I read this topic it takes me back to the time when you could drink and drive.... and sex was safe

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    WOOT WOOT!!! You lucky lil bugga

    Ok here's a couple for ya...this is about as exciting as a Friday night ever got at the age of 11 for me & my mates he he...

    Option A)

    If you have the long wicks still then you can attach them to each set, then place them in neighbours letter box's with the wick sticking out, preferably not on your own street lol. Then get a newspaper, twist it around to make a long tube like shape, then light the bastard, peddle your push bike as fast as you can up the street lighting each wick while on the move, the chain reaction as the entire streets letter box's go off is fantastic

    Or

    Option B)

    Locate a drain pipe set in a curb by the road (the small round ones work best) then put the string of DH's up the drain & let her rip, the sound is amazing, no doubt the sound will also travel to neighbouring houses & come out of there loo's

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    In order to recreate the true kiwi fireworks experience you need to blow up as many different things as you can until you burn your fingers then you have to run them under cold water and spend the rest of the day inside. Remember, seconds to burn minutes to cool

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    Let them off in places like Auckland Intl Airport, the local markets, outside gang headquarters (incl police stations) and at the movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elevenhundred View Post
    In order to recreate the true kiwi fireworks experience you need to blow up as many different things as you can until you burn your fingers then you have to run them under cold water and spend the rest of the day inside. Remember, seconds to burn minutes to cool
    yip and the neighbourhood cats wont be the same after

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    Mate, you gotta shove those bad boys up frog butts.

    Insert cracker, light wick, throw violated frog though the air, and BOOM...frog shite everywhere!

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzo View Post
    Mate, you gotta shove those bad boys up frog butts.

    Insert cracker, light wick, throw violated frog though the air, and BOOM...frog shite everywhere!
    all hypothetical of cause... as its wrong to harm animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3umph View Post
    all hypothetical of cause... as its wrong to harm animals
    But it's ok to eat them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    But it's ok to eat them?
    wouldn't be much left if minced by a poha

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    I found a long forgotten stash a while back, watch the wicks as they burn SUPER quick. sure brought back memories

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