Well - that fucks the holiday

[nallac]

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Mind you, watch out he doesn't arrive with his wife and her mates too...

Why?,they might be hot

Edit; bugga beaten to it.............

[Mikkel]

Mate and I had a few beers this evening - cleared the air, had more beers and now its a closed issue (the joys of being a bloke - women hold grudges).

He sounds like a bit of a tosser, all right! I'd ignore him for the whole trip - except when he's grovelling and offering alcohol!

Q.E.D.

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[oldrider]

Fuck that shit! You've now got the opportunity to crush his skull while he sleeps and bury him in a shallow grave.

Dear Max,

I am of a delicate persona and your abrasive approach has frightened me a little.

I may take some time to recover, please be gentle with me.

Perhaps Tank might just bruise him around the head a tiny wee bit for starters.

If he does it again then crush his fucking skull while he sleeps and bury him in a shallow grave! John.

[twotyred]

Mate and I had a few beers this evening - cleared the air, had more beers and now its a closed issue (the joys of being a bloke - women hold grudges).

so glad this has turned around and been solved blokishly...
It's been my experience that preconceived opinions of people I've never met or spoken too,can often turn out to be embarrassing and humbling.
have a bourbon for me

[Max Preload]

Dear Max,

I am of a delicate persona and your abrasive approach has frightened me a little.

I may take some time to recover, please be gentle with me.

Perhaps Tank might just bruise him around the head a tiny wee bit for starters.

If he does it again then crush his fucking skull while he sleeps and bury him in a shallow grave! John.

So you're a follower of the philosophy "Attempt to fuck up my holiday once, shame on you. Attempt to fuck up my holiday twice... where's my spade?". I say, hell no - once bitten twice shy!

[Okey Dokey]

Good one, Tank. Have a great holiday.

[GrayWolf]

Typical bloody Pom - dosnt even know what Pom stands for.

Thanks Wikipedia..

A pom pom hat? a woolen beanie style hat was/is worn still in winter. The Tam o shanter? Was not invented by the RN. Mate if Wikipedia is your reference? I have nothing more to add.
Typical bloody Colonial.

[GrayWolf]

Yeah I might know you. Yes you may be a pom. But don't think you're a git. So my original statment stands. Don't know any POMMIE GITS...

No worries mate,
this is all in good 'spirit' just a shame we wont be as full of spirit as it sounds like Tank will be soon