The sickness of Auckland.

[Motu]

I've just been stuck in some traffic trying to go around the block for a road test - I pull up behind a Toyota Estima when a half full 2 litre bottle of orange drink flies out of the car and lands with a splash on the road,liquid everywhere....RIGHT!!! I rip on the hand brake and unclick my belt - I gunna jump out,pick up the bottle,go up to the drivers window and say ''you dropped this'' and toss the bottle in the Pacific Islander Bitches lap...but too late...SPLAT,scrraaauch,a lowered boi racer car runs it over and it's jammed under the spoiler!

Oh man,people in this place are sick,they go along and just toss rubbish out car windows...don't they care? Sometimes I dispare about where we are going....

[Riff Raff]

Yep that pisses me off big time too. The other thing that pisses me off no end is the big goobies people hoik up and spit on the pavement. In south Auckland where a lot of people run around barefoot, it's a great way of spreading disease.

[crashe]

Yep that pisses me off big time too. The other thing that pisses me off no end is the big goobies people hoik up and spit on the pavement. In south Auckland where a lot of people run around barefoot, it's a great way of spreading disease.

Yep I too dont like it being done all over the footpath.

But recently I have been suffering with bad sinuses, and it has caused me to hoik up the yuk, but I was being discreet and walked over to the bush or to the gutter, as it would come up at horrible times...

So I cant figure out why they cant walk to the gutter as well.

My other gripe is when I'm on the bike and when drivers throw out their ciggy butts.. They dont drop them down by the car door.... Nope they throw it and they can end up back in our helmets... I have had a few close calls...

There was one guy who spat out his car window as he was just slightly ahead of me.... I yelled out YUK and took my foot off the footpedal and shook it... he looked and I went ahead of him. The dude eventually caught up to me a few sets of lights later and actually apologised to me... he never realised that by spitting out like that, that he could get someone else... he kept apologising til the lights changed. Guess he never spat out his window again.

[SuperDave]

Some crazy fuckers went past our school yesterday and tossed a glass bottle out the window of the moving car hitting a 3rd former and breaking one of his ribs. Now that is unbelievable.

[Hitcher]

The worst thing about Auckland? Is that the rest of us New Zealanders are expected to subsidise the fucking place (through petrol and other levies) so that more people want to live there! Where is the logic/justice in this? So stop moaning about it and start enjoying it. Bugger you. Respect my contribution to propping up your property values!

I get constantly sick about Aucklanders moaning about living in Auckland. If you don't like it, fuck off somewhere else. And don't give me that shit about jobs and careers, blah blah. You've overcooked the job market for the rest of us anyway.

Snarl!!

[Skunk]

Some crazy fuckers went past our school yesterday and tossed a glass bottle out the window of the moving car hitting a 3rd former and breaking one of his ribs. Now that is unbelievable.

Tell me again how great it is to live there...

[jrandom]

The worst thing about Auckland? Is that the rest of us New Zealanders are expected to subsidise the fucking place (through petrol and other levies) so that more people want to live there! Where is the logic/justice in this? So stop moaning about it and start enjoying it. Bugger you. Respect my contribution to propping up your property values!

Naff off, person-whose-salary-is-fifty-percent-paid-by-income-tax-from-Aucklanders.

I get constantly sick about Aucklanders moaning about living in Auckland.

No, mostly we moan about all the OTHER people living in Auckland.

Snarl!!

Twitch.

[Jackrat]

The worst thing about Auckland? Is that the rest of us New Zealanders are expected to subsidise the fucking place (through petrol and other levies) so that more people want to live there! Where is the logic/justice in this? So stop moaning about it and start enjoying it. Bugger you. Respect my contribution to propping up your property values!

I get constantly sick about Aucklanders moaning about living in Auckland. If you don't like it, fuck off somewhere else. And don't give me that shit about jobs and careers, blah blah. You've overcooked the job market for the rest of us anyway.

Snarl!!

I had a shorter message but this will just have to do.
I know this will be hard for a know it all prick like you, but give it a go anyway.

[Two Smoker]

Im so happy i live on Waiheke now....

[Motu]

Im so happy i live on Waiheke now....

Now why oh why did I leave that place? Oh yeah,that's right - Auckland came to Waiheke....

[Two Smoker]

Now why oh why did I leave that place? Oh yeah,that's right - Auckland came to Waiheke....

LOL, its honeslty not bad, i can see how it has been "aucklandnised" but its no where near as bad a Auckland.... There is still people waving (to be friendly) and everyone generally knows about something that someone is doing on the island....

Just one thing though.... there is fuck all dirt roads.... Im very dissapointed... I wanted to get a XR250 to blat around the roads on....

[SPman]

The worst thing about Auckland? Is that the rest of us New Zealanders are expected to subsidise the fucking place (through petrol and !

Yeah, just what DID happen to that extra 5c a litre us Aucklanders are meant to be paying on our gas? Certainly not being used on OUR roads!
Probably been snaffled by those moaning Wellington pricks for another sodding museum!

[sels1]

Move south man, move south. Anywhere has to be better......

[MacD]

The worst thing about Auckland? Is that the rest of us New Zealanders are expected to subsidise the fucking place (through petrol and other levies) so that more people want to live there!

So you failed Economics 101 huh?

(Who's that walking on my bridge...clip clop clip clop, on my bridge?)

[magnum]

The worst thing about Auckland? Is that the rest of us New Zealanders are expected to subsidise the fucking place (through petrol and other levies) so that more people want to live there! Where is the logic/justice in this? So stop moaning about it and start enjoying it. Bugger you. Respect my contribution to propping up your property values!

I get constantly sick about Aucklanders moaning about living in Auckland. If you don't like it, fuck off somewhere else. And don't give me that shit about jobs and careers, blah blah. You've overcooked the job market for the rest of us anyway.

Snarl!!

totally agree with this one