WOW I HAVE A JOB……yer right!

**mud boy** · 16th July 2005, 20:13

WOW I HAVE A JOB……yer right!

The other day while we were out and about (spending money at the wear house) my dad (ajturbo

) asked if I wanted a job… wow I thought!! $$$$$$ “yes sir” I said…..(honest!!) he said that we would have to wait until we got home,

Little did I know what was install for me….
We got home …. What was the job?? Dad? Dad? dad? dad????????? !!!!!!

All in good time he said…and so I waited…. And waited…… while he wasted time on KB….

Suddenly I noticed that he was standing out on the bank over looking our farm…. So I rushed out and asked him… what was the job… and how much…….??????

He pointed out and down to where the horses were… I had an uneasy feeling come upon me..

Horses shit a lot right!?!

Have you guessed what my job is yet?

Yep I had to remove ALL the horse Poo!!!!

But I was to get $ 30.00!!! wow... lots of money ! I will be rich! It wont take me long at all!! … yer right……

The first day I worked for over 4 hrs.. until it was tooooo dark to see, the second day was also a 4hr …..the 3rd .. and 4th days .. passed by…. I was getting a little tired of all this shit gathering, I'm sure that I'm suppose to be a hunter, gatherer of FOOD …NOT horse shit!!!!

But I have incentive…

I want to buy a trail bike !!! and my dad wont just go out and get one for me…

On the last day I was told to only pick up the big mounds of shit.. not the flat rain flattened ones…or the cow poos!!! ..NOW HE F%%#@ TELLS ME!!!!

But I have now caught up with the horses .. and now I have to remove the horses ….shit once a week at a rate of $10/week…

I am watching ‘trademe’ for all the good deals of trail bikes… I am looking out for a 125… or anything under 200cc actually….anyone got something???? REALLY CHEEP I can pay it off at $10/week….

Mud Boy!

**zadok** · 16th July 2005, 20:55

What a great Dad you have...and you kick him in the nuts!?

**myvice** · 16th July 2005, 21:16

And now you know, work is shit!

**Flyingpony** · 16th July 2005, 22:03

I got a job once pulling up St Johns weed. Fun job but gives you sore hands after several hours of pulling them up roots and all. Got paided by the hour so that was nice and then got to use the quad with trailer to dump them somewhere else on the property for later burning.

**scumdog** · 17th July 2005, 09:08

Harden up! You obviously have NO Scots blood in you or you would be thinking "a dollar is a dollar" and see each one is that much closer to getting your trail-bike.

You old man is teaching you some valuable life-lessons, what else would you be doing with yourself if you were not earning those dollars? - remember the old Scots moto - "If you're not earning - you're spending"

All kidding aside, stick with it and focus on what your dream is - the bike.