Farkin pretty close though,out of habit when testing a couple of bikes I would pull in the clutch and start,then after buying the bike had it in neutral and hit button,no go,pull in clutch and voila.Originally Posted by Ixion
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Farkin pretty close though,out of habit when testing a couple of bikes I would pull in the clutch and start,then after buying the bike had it in neutral and hit button,no go,pull in clutch and voila.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
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lol @ the public
glad im not one of them.....
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Many years ago, I drove my old Valiant from Ruapehu to Taupo and left the choke stuck on.
I used up almost an entire tank of gas in the process!
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Hey frosty heard the one about the guy who sells young fellas dodgy vehicles and sells them based on lies and false promises???
Maybe they should take his license to sell away aye frosty.
could catch a monkey
I think the record is stuck, Skid
Double shot!!
ooooh ur a sneaky bastard!!! There aint no pulen the wool over yer eyes...
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The instructions are simple...
No No...it's not a 'choke'...it's a Courtsey hanger. And all Valiants were hungry on gas.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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Even frosty can't resist selling shit to dickheads.
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gee wizzz
I could tell ya a heap of those stories.
Theres one guy a couple of years back. He came back to me to complain his tyres had worn out waaay too fast -aparently they were running at about 75psi when the tyre guy checked em.
Er ok Gosh Im really sorry. Then we check the sales records.
Sir um we sold you your car 2 years and er 35000km ago.
Have you never checked your tyre pressures??
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Amusing but frightening stuff Frosty.
Maybe true maybe not but a salesman once told me he had an old dear that wanted to trade her 20 years owned Ford Anglia . She thought it was a bit slow, it suited her husband but since he'd passed she thought she'd go for something with a bit more go and 4 gears as opposed to the two she was used to !
A little taken aback, he explained that her Anglia had four gears already, surely she had noticed in 20 years of driving it. "I think your mistaken my dear, my Husband said I only needed a car with 2 gears, I always thought it was a bit noisy on the motorway though !".
It has the ring of an urban myth about it but I like it anyway, it sounds like my Mom.
Oh bugger
Slowest cnut in the Bay
Some years back there was an old lady around here who drove a mint Austin A30.Amusing but frightening stuff Frosty.
Maybe true maybe not but a salesman once told me he had an old dear that wanted to trade her 20 years owned Ford Anglia . She thought it was a bit slow, it suited her husband but since he'd passed she thought she'd go for something with a bit more go and 4 gears as opposed to the two she was used to !
A little taken aback, he explained that her Anglia had four gears already, surely she had noticed in 20 years of driving it. "I think your mistaken my dear, my Husband said I only needed a car with 2 gears, I always thought it was a bit noisy on the motorway though !".
It has the ring of an urban myth about it but I like it anyway, it sounds like my Mom.
She only used 1st and 2nd.
You could hear her coming from miles away!!!!
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She lived in our home town, half-way around the planet, too. She used the speeder as a go button and the clutch as the acceleratorSome years back there was an old lady around here who drove a mint Austin A30.
She only used 1st and 2nd.
You could hear her coming from miles away!!!!
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born again biker , brand new gold wing 1500se wanted the chrome doo dads etc ...a few days later the bike was in the shop under warranty , new brakes , clutch , ... the levers/his riding style ,,,kept the front brake on ....he kept riding it untill he welded the clutch basket together ,,,
how he rode the bike is beyond me
Stephen
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