my hero....Originally Posted by jimjim
Better Red then Dead...
my hero....
Hardcore Biker
ROFL, well aside from the burnout and wheelie advice, stories made for good entertainment. I do realise they are normal people (a friend of mine is trying to get into the police force as a biker), however i always get nervous and skrew up wen i know people are watching me ride, and cops are bound to be watching. I nearly stalled wen i took off! now THAT would of been embarrasing!
Philosophy 1: Bikers are so full of shit kuz we ride for so long, our butt cheeks mould into one, leaving one exit for shit to escape!
Biker Philosophy 2 - A Manpon will do more penetration then a thumbs up. - Compliments of Dean
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
Due to the fact my rego and or wof status vaires from somewher to 1 week to 1 year out of date i always ignore the cops.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Forum whore
Ask if he wants a race
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Hardcore Biker
Stay calm, pretend you're not doing anything wrong. Also make sure your fake WOF and rego is in full view too, otherwise that may be trouble.
THE FOUR RULES OF EXPLORING THIS AMAZING COUNTRY OF NZ
RIDE SAFE, RIDE HARD, RIDE FREE
and try not sound so route 51 american brudda
Hardcore Biker
When police motorcyclists pull up next to me at the lights or are in formation with me i get paranoid, thinking somehow they can pin me on something and i will lose my precious licence, So i go uber slow whenever a cop is riding/stalking me.You know those times when you are going at a nice set speed you turn around a corner there is a cop there and you go past him 30kph on a 50kph road.
Forum whore
Well none of them ever wave back at me so I generally cock one cheek and let a good smelly one go in their general direction before riding away carefully and quietly.
Resident Redneck
Nice ladies dont fart, so either you are not nice, or not a lady...
Forum whore
RIGHT ON BOTH COUNTS!!! I am horrible and a BITCH not a LADYNice ladies dont fart, so either you are not nice, or not a lady...
Easily ammused
+1
And I try the smelly burp option. Its easier to get one off, and the're more likely to provoke the gag reflex.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Moped rider
well if he pulld up next to you he wants a drag!
Forum whore
Obey the law.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Loud and Uncouth
Nothing.Here's a funny one for you guys.
I was stopped at some red lights and a police officer on a bike rode up and stopped next to me. In a situation where a biker pulls up next to me, i would say hello and might pull up my visor and have a bit of a chat. However, because he was a police officer, i didn't really know how to react. I just ended up acknowledging him and furiously trying to find a place to put my eyes.
What do you guys do around police bikers?
D'ya think ya SHOULD do something??
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Fair weather rider
originally i was really nervous but i was following 2 the other day and i was too nervoud to overtake or lane split infront of them cuz they could actualy chase me but we pulled up at a set of lights and they pulled over to the left and waved me past so it seems that they are alright from what iv seen
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