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  1. 27th February 2009, 20:20 #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Cookies aparantly....
    Really???
    Duncked Ginernuts??

    Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...

    Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Really???
    Duncked Ginernuts??

    Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...

    Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one??
    ummmmm, I'm thinking yes!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Really???
    Duncked Ginernuts??

    Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...

    Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one??
    Shit no mate,down here we know all about damp sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Really???
    Duncked Ginernuts??

    Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...

    Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one??
    They are always worse when you got a round in the chamber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Imagine the foreplay and the afterglow:

    "Sup bitch?"

    "Fuck you, wanker"

    "I love you, get on yer back"

    "Make me"

    "Ok" whack!

    "I love you too honey, ooh, ahh, give it to me"

    "Right, I'm off to the pub, cya"

    "Don't come back, loser"
    Ah, the smooth lines of Southern foreplay...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Ah, the smooth lines of Southern foreplay...
    Did you see american dad the other night?

    'Grease yourself up like a pig and get down on all fours - I'll be back in a minute....'

    Now THAT's pillow talk (gawd)
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I don't think so, you'd remember for sure.
    Yep your right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Imagine the foreplay and the afterglow:

    "Sup bitch?"

    "Fuck you, wanker"

    "I love you, get on yer back"

    "Make me"

    "Ok" whack!

    "I love you too honey, ooh, ahh, give it to me"

    "Right, I'm off to the pub, cya"

    "Don't come back, loser"
    Fucking hell. Have you hidden a microphone in my house?
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    Oh goodness!! Just got back from town...... And I thought I was a bogan! I have been put to shame!! Even wearing my black Shihad tshirt, and tonight is only Them Crooked Vultures playing, ACDC was last night and tomorrow night. Guess I have to make a decision which black tshirt to team with my black jeans and Docs tomorrow night, Led Zep, Metallica, Shihad or maybe my new KB shirt.... But then I don't really need complete strangers coming up and saying "hi Trudes" and freaking me out. Oh decision decisions! BOGANS!!!!!
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  11. 29th January 2010, 20:23 #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Oh decision decisions! BOGANS!!!!!
    I just today discovered that I am a bogan in spirit only my wardrobe no longer reflects it whatsoever. I don't have any black band t-shirts or black jeans! It is a sad day
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  12. 29th January 2010, 20:29 #147
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    Of course it is,although I don't always dress all black,I am always wearing some black...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    I just today discovered that I am a bogan in spirit only my wardrobe no longer reflects it whatsoever. I don't have any black band t-shirts or black jeans! It is a sad day
    I think it comes down to the music you listen too,not what you wear imo...I have always listened to death/power/black metal etc...I couldn't ever not listen to metal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Everlasting View Post
    I think it comes down to the music you listen too,not what you wear imo...I have always listened to death/power/black metal etc...I couldn't ever not listen to metal.
    Indeed I agree HOWEVER this doesn't help me with what I shall wear to ACDC tomorrow night so that I am not mauled to death by die hard bogan types!
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    Kiwi bogan fashion

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