The Phantom Expander

[saltydog]

Did anyone hear about the fella in Blenheim that was sneaking around filling up the big-bore exhausts with expander foam?
Legend or looser?

[Blackshear]

Ah ha ha ha.
Wasn't one of those anti-boy racers turn 'OMG THIS IS FUN I'LL DO EVERYONES'
Legend, till it got outta hand.

[3umph]

lol.... what a good idea... haha

boyracer show in chch this weekend I wonder if that gets done down here

[cave weta]

What a legend! some one should sponsor him to provide this service nationwide!

[saltydog]

I remember when I was a wee tacker, holidaying at Mangawai heads Motorcamp, Mr Wippy would turn up everyday and park up outside our tentsite and sit there for an hour selling his ice creams.
After a couple of days the old man, sick of the fumes and noise promptly marched out onto the road and shoved (read 'grind') a spud into the poor guys exhaust pipe.
It stalled the truck and Mr Whippy never parked next to us again.

[Karl@Alpha]

I know someone who did this to a car...
Never steal a car park from a sparky, they carry around all sorts of things and have an evil thirst for revenge, well, my dad has anyway...

[FJRider]

More like a loser... some he did weren't boy racer type or cars.....

[Virago]

Deranged anti-social fuckwit, who is using a genuine community concern as misguided justification for sneaky underhand vandalism.

Probably started his career as one of the idiots who ran around slashing tyres on Peugeots and Citroens, after the Rainbow Warrior affair.

[FJRider]

Deranged anti-social fuckwit, who is using a genuine community concern as misguided justification for sneaky underhand vandalism.

Probably started his career as one of the idiots who ran around slashing tyres on Peugeots and Citroens, after the Rainbow Warrior affair.

Don't beat around the bush, or be so polite...

[Virago]

I could have done the less polite version, but I would probably have to give myself an infraction for it...

Actually, the fellow is probably related to the guys in Britain, who hounded a (female) doctor out of town with vicious attacks - because they didn't understand the difference between Paediatrician and Paedophile. From memory, one of them spotted the doctor's listing in the Yellow Pages...

[twotyred]

definately a loser, he wasn't really picking on "boy-racers" just anyone with a big-bore style pipe on the end of their exhaust,filled a middle-aged womans car pipe and an off duty cop amongst others...

hopefully someone shoves the expander tube up his pipe

[James Deuce]

The Phantom Expander is the coolest superhero name EVER!

[Zoolander]

Im sure the cock wouldn't give a second thought to doing the same to a bike either.

[Tank]

I dont know about the other cars. But Im a great supporter of it happening to the boy racer's cars - fuck - I'd support someone setting the anti social bastards cars on fire.

[Road Guardian]

Im sure the cock wouldn't give a second thought to doing the same to a bike either.

Its funny you say that because the Phantom Expander made his headlines in the Marlborough Express (Depress, as some of us call it).
Filling up some poor girls 92 Honda civic that had some new light and a paint job done on the car, even though the civic had a normal exhaust.

Anyway, quiet a few people wrote their opinions into the editor of the express, with some people being against the Phantom Expander, and others for his "heroic" quests.

Last week, some old person decided to write in saying that the Phantom Expander should also fill the exhausts of motorbikes, labeling us as noise flys or something stupid like that.

Then the next day, the letters to the editor was filled with people like my self who thought, WTF.

One guy said we (motorcycle groups) do more for our societies than any boy racer, with charity runs for St John Ambulance, and many other groups, cancer, lifeflight etc. And all the letters where against that old persons opinions.

Rather than poring diesel and doing burnouts on the roads and keeping good people up all night, like most boy racers do,

I am sure that person who wrote the initial letter is probably think that he/she should have thought twice before saying anything about noisy motorbikes!!