"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
It is truly amazing what one can learn on here!
Thanks Hitcher..I think...
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Priceless find!![]()
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
I'm surprised that this didn't come up under another post I saw "Naval Supply Officers" ...
And I always thought it was the degredation of the mysteriously vanishing socks ! Don't ask me how the particles travelled - its all quantum physics and parallel universe stuff to me...
Glad its all been cleared up now though!
Dammit Hitcher, I didn't really need to know that...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
they had that guy on National radio this morning,he was laughing most of the way through the interview and as he said,"it's just a bit of fun"![]()
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Thank Christ he doesn't pick his nose.Mr Barker has been collecting his own navel fluff in jars every day since 1984. The achievement has won him a place in the Guinness Book of Records for the world's largest collection of navel lint.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Fuckin amazing. So anus fluff must have the opposite effect?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
"Mr Barker has been collecting his own navel fluff in jars every day since 1984. The achievement has won him a place in the Guinness Book of Records for the world's largest collection of navel lint."
This guy has enough time to collect in jars????? Wot a boring c#nt"![]()
NZ Highway Patrol's Road Safety Campaign....
Get Bikes off the Road at All Costs!
Finally! this has bothered me for years. Now I can sleep at night. How can I get a job like that?
Has the church dismissed his findings yet?
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
you need to get out more.....
stop fluffing around...
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Ponder this then Hitcher.
Why is belly button fluff predominately blue(ish) in colour?
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