Caravanners. WTF is the matter with you people?

**98tls** · 1st March 2009, 18:03

Never been my thing but i do have a favourite caravan story,my ex and some cunt parked there caravan up got set up then went into some small town boozer and got on it,what one of them didnt do was turn the gas off before they went,when they got back some cunt walked in the door of it smoking and kafuckingboom it went

got themselves on the front page of the newspaper for there trouble,fuck i laughed,this chick had some big funbags and the first thing i thought of when i heard was of her being knocked out by her tits rather than the blast as she flew backwards

.They both survived ok to plan there next hoiliday.

**Hitcher** · 1st March 2009, 18:44

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about?

**98tls** · 1st March 2009, 18:47

Originally Posted by Hitcher

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about?

Hillman Hunter carbs.

**Shadows** · 1st March 2009, 19:04

They don't wave because they are totally oblivious to other road users.

**Maha** · 1st March 2009, 19:07

Originally Posted by Hitcher

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about?

The 35 cars following them?

**skidMark** · 1st March 2009, 19:09

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Picked up a harley earlier today, Towed it home, took 3 hours.Saw numerous other motorists towing caravans.

NO ONE FUCKING WAVED.

No one,none, nada, nil,nothing.

I thought owning a harley would mean something, I thought I would become part of the group, It should be us man, us caravanner's against the world. Its about respect. Its about the brotherhood.

I guess ownership means nothing at all.

Maybe I should have bought a bike that runs......

You made some typo's... i fixed them.

**98tls** · 1st March 2009, 19:14

Originally Posted by skidMark

You made some typo's... i fixed them.

your a cunt Skiddy but every now and then your a funny cunt,well done.

**Hitcher** · 1st March 2009, 19:22

Originally Posted by Shadows

They don't wave because they are totally oblivious to other road users.

If they're doing their job right, there's nobody to wave to. Everybody else is stuck behind them.

**Swoop** · 1st March 2009, 19:41

I have to applaud the Top Gear approach to caravanning and caravanners.

**Headbanger** · 1st March 2009, 19:45

Originally Posted by Hitcher

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about?

Assholes in cars is my guess.

Had a dozen twats target me, insist on passing and then forcing their way in directly in front of me forcing me brake to let them in, Retarded as the traffic was moving at 80 and there was 20 cars directly in front of me.

For a couple of the more stupid ones I just refused to make room, leaving them isolated on the wrong side of the road, as they started to panic I lowered the drivers window and extended the finger.

**74 knuckle** · 1st March 2009, 19:51

Hey your right it's friggin funny

Perhaps I should of added caravanners on my thread

**Hitcher** · 1st March 2009, 19:52

Originally Posted by 74 knuckle

Perhaps I should of added caravanners on my thread

Should have

**AllanB** · 1st March 2009, 19:53

They were probably a bit confused and did not have time to wave.

Confused why?

As a Harley owner I am pretty sure that before you even towed the Caravan you spend at least 50% of its value on bling - big wheels, chrome trim, a oversize open gas outlet, tinted windows, leather fringes around the chrome detail lines, polished billet alloy gas bottles, metal-flake paint - that type of stuff.

I prefer a more basic approach to caravans as per the example below.