Poetry - have a go...

[onearmedbandit]

Sometimes some shit goes on here, obviously behind closed doors, and someone gets upset and fucks off. I'm not sure what the case here is slipstream, but if its only a minority then forget 'em. You say you love the place, and the people are cool - so what gives??

[Storm]

Why do you take your cheerful insanity from us ?
In the words of the Dog,
"Dont go !!"

[White trash]

I know nothing.

Obviously, but I know nothing regarding this either.












I don't think.












Much.

[jrandom]

I know nothing.

Obviously, but I know nothing regarding this either.

Me too. Or me neither. Or something.

I don't think.

Always a good policy.

Much.

I recommend one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

[White trash]

Nice one.

See ya at the pub.

[jrandom]

See ya at the pub.

Believe me, if we shared locals, you would.

Often.

I need a drink...

[White trash]

I'm 'avin one.

Got a fridge fully stocked at work as part of the package.

[Yokai]

I sit upon this throne in sated ignorance
Of feuds, insults or maybe dalliance?
And now the time has come, it seems
To tarry with our dear Slipstream's
Posts that led to vile argument
When tongue in cheek a rapwar sent
Us scurrying from the other thread
I closed it down - I know it's dead
But here comes a man who's down
and under - taking to be a clown
To resurrect what once was lost
But no - it seems Slipstream's the cost?

[jrandom]

I'm 'avin one.

Me too, now.

Got a fridge fully stocked at work as part of the package.

It was a friend's last day here today, so we opened up some boxes of Stella. I am doing my duty as a colleague and a gentleman.

[jrandom]

Hey, I just realised.

We're hijacking this and turning it into a beer thread.

Hmm.

Perhaps I'll celebrate by alternating to Heinie on the next bottle.

[White trash]

I sit upon this throne in sated ignorance
Of feuds, insults or maybe dalliance?
And now the time has come, it seems
To tarry with our dear Slipstream's
Posts that led to vile argument
When tongue in cheek a rapwar sent
Us scurrying from the other thread
I closed it down - I know it's dead
But here comes a man who's down
and under - taking to be a clown
To resurrect what once was lost
But no - it seems Slipstream's the cost?

Ummmmm Oh Kay.

Whatever you say
Or I just MAY
Go eat some hay
Down by the bay

Sorry. Way above my head mate.

[jrandom]

Whatever you say
Or I just MAY
Go eat some hay
Down by the bay

I can't think of a rhyme for 'banjo'
So this post won't even count
As poetry.

[White trash]

Met this chick
She played the banjo
I gave her the flick
Afetr a really bad handjo
B

[Waylander]

Can't think a rhyme for banjo?
well maybe I could give you a hand yo'
Instead of posting to and fro,
perhaps you could give VBchat a go.
But then so should I so,
I wont say anymore bro.

[ManDownUnder]

Hey, I just realised.

We're hijacking this and turning it into a beer thread.

Hmm.

Isn't that a good thing though?