Helicopter door gunner.
Slowest cnut in the Bay
Helicopter door gunner.
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You and I could team up eh!!!Originally Posted by Dooly
Helicopter door gunner.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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A mobile Gynaecologist, on a scooter. I could moonlight doing Pizza's.
Grumpy Old Bastard
I always wanted to be a retired loafer....so far so good - now to retire...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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OOOooooo good skills.
You wouldn't be the first or the last man that thought of that one!!
I always wanted to be one of Peter Sinclairs go go girls, then I thought I would like to be a hairdresser and have my own salon, then next I wanted to be a librarian (?! ha ha ha), and then finally (before reality set in), I wanted to be a journalist.
Reality (and my dad) hit me pretttttttty hard
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
sem fiddy pilot
When do people decide they want to be a proctologist?
No-one I went to school with had that as a career aspiration
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Po ta toes
You know what they say about painters/decorators' houses always needing a lick of paint eh? Looking at whowhos all day and delivering pizzas.....
Slapper?
An afterthought,could i please operate a mamogram (spelling) machine for big busted women please,no worrys helping them to a comfortable fit.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Deus ex ukulele
My perfect job would be being well paid to travel to exotic and remote locations whilst riding various motorcycles for purposes comparative, written up and suitably illustrated for relevant journals and for my memoirs.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Last of a dying breed
No idea. I can't even find the word in my dictionaries! Must be something only the highly educated get in to...When do people decide they want to be a proctologist?
No-one I went to school with had that as a career aspiration
Whip it, whip it good!
Back in the olden days I trained as a nurse. We were hospital trained back then, you know, hands on learn as you go training. We all had to sign a paper the first day of our course to say the Hospital Board did not guarantee a job at the end of our training. There were 18 girls in my intake. A couple dropped out during the course so we were 16 looking for jobs, 3 of us got them.When do people decide they want to be a proctologist?
No-one I went to school with had that as a career aspiration
I got the permanent night shift job in an infected wounds wardanother got an any ward, any shift position
and heaven help her the other got the primo hours 8am-4:30pm Monday to Friday
Only snag was what she was doing...
Running the Colonic Clinic of courseGiving enemas 8 hours a day 5 days a week
I see your proctocolgist and raise you a colonic clinic enema giver 40 hours a week
Off the radar
astronaut, for definite.
There's a tiny, tiny part of me that will never be satisfied with my life because I never made it into space...
has developed a love of big fours. WTF!
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Helicopter door gunner.
So glad you did not say rear gunner.
Deus ex ukulele
I understand that it's an absolute arse of a job.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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