What would you WANT TO DO for a living?

**peasea** · 3rd March 2009, 20:47

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

The thread re "what do you do" made me think. We all had dreams and plans. And so we ended up where life took us.

Today we have an idea (?) re what we would have wanted to do.

Me, well I have a passion for custom bikes (even run my own small shop for some years) and that is where I would love to be. But in NZ it is not a go. U need to do other stuff. 4x4, maintenance, sell crap. So I gave up and do it as a hobby.

Also be a band promotor would be cool.

I'd like to be a full-time witch burner.

Howard Broad, please step forward.

Graham Thomas, please step forward.

Where's my fucking matchbox gone?

**puddy** · 3rd March 2009, 20:50

Originally Posted by cc rider

I'd like to have a different bone in my hand every day.......

I was hoping that you weren't going to stop there.

**peasea** · 3rd March 2009, 20:55

Originally Posted by gatch

ask and you shall recieve..

Can I please have one million dollars?

**cc rider** · 3rd March 2009, 21:01

Originally Posted by gatch

ask and you shall recieve..

a look at personal assets first, followed by a demonstration of job performance & hands on guidance for a worker with initiative

**gatch** · 3rd March 2009, 21:01

Originally Posted by peasea

Can I please have one million dollars?

Yes, but as a test, you have to get it from one of my many bank vaults, in fact ! You can have 2 million if you save me a trip to town and bring me 10 mil

**cc rider** · 3rd March 2009, 21:23

Originally Posted by puddy

I was hoping that you weren't going to stop there.

it's all about the bones in your men not the men in your bones....
I've always liked playing in mud, everything you find is so slippery & hard to handle

**peasea** · 3rd March 2009, 21:25

Originally Posted by gatch

Yes, but as a test, you have to get it from one of my many bank vaults, in fact ! You can have 2 million if you save me a trip to town and bring me 10 mil

Don't tell me...this a 50/50 thing, right? 50% says I get the cash and 50% says I'm total moron. Hmmmm, fuck, I loooove cash, but hey; am I moron? Give me five....oh shit, my nose is bleeding, I guess that means that question '2' is answered. Where did that fist come from anyway? (Which is three questions, so the middle ground is looking fairly secure.)

Increased pressure is brought about by yet another question: How do you get 'middle ground' in a 50/50 deal?

Mind numbing shit, right? And I bet you'd like to know where I got it.

**GurlRacer** · 3rd March 2009, 21:34

I wanted to be a sniper.
Shooting a possum's balls off at age 8 I may have been good at it even... but then I realised you had to do a fitness test and screw that

Then I wanted to be a fighter pilot.
Then I wanted to be a motorsport journo.
Then I wanted to climb inside volcano's.

(I'm studying for the last two at the moment!)