Ladies - are you an honorary bloke?

**MsKABC** · 2nd March 2009, 10:52

Originally Posted by Stirts

Can I regain my three points lost on owning a hair straightner even though I have no idea how to use it? Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

No, but you can go out and add to your list (see below)

Originally Posted by prettybillie

I'm not even going to bother.....would prefer not to be a guy of any sort - honorary or whatever. Men need to stop fucking us girls around before any of us should even consider wanting some of their traits

Come on girls we all know we can do anything better than they can we don't need to have a who's got the biggest cock competitions or piss in corners around each other to know we are great!!!

Did somebody forget to take their fun pill this morning?

Originally Posted by A_Mans_Ruin

Dam it.... Im average

!!!! HELL NO, aint havin that.... am off to steal some heavy machinery and learn to drive it.... WATCH OUT HORNBY!!!!!

Oh god, I've created a monster!

**vifferman** · 2nd March 2009, 10:56

I not infrequently call the vifferbabe "a Top Bloke", but I'll have to stop doing that: she scored only 5.5. Mine was 105, but that didn't include the tools question - I have too many to count, including a bazillion power tools ("AAARRRGGHHHH AARRRRRRRRGH!!") Reassuring to know I really am a bloke.

**Stirts** · 2nd March 2009, 10:57

I can competently back a trailer into the jack knife position .... my revised score is now 82!!!!

**Maha** · 2nd March 2009, 10:57

Originally Posted by nallac

shit half the guys on here will fail that test....

esp the Honda riders....

Edit; just took the test cool i passed, 96 excluding my tools,
can't be arsed trying work out how many tools i got...

As a Honda rider, I will not give out my score.
But um, what the hell is a motorboat?...

I threw out my hair straightner......it burns....

**Burtha** · 2nd March 2009, 10:57

ok, there is no way I am counting all my tools, and there is no way I have a winky and hair growing in places it shouldn't, so for the sake off modesty and the fact that my toenails ARE painted, I did some serious rounding down and put 90+.
I am a walking contradiction and like to wear jewelry & makeup while I chainsaw!!

**ManDownUnder** · 2nd March 2009, 10:58

Oh behalf of my wife... (who has no idea she just had the test taken for her)... 54

**nallac** · 2nd March 2009, 11:05

Originally Posted by Maha

As a Honda rider, I will not give out my score.
But um, what the hell is a motorboat?...

I threw out my hair straightner......it burns....

why?....
I know why,....

there no negative scoring is there

**vifferman** · 2nd March 2009, 11:09

Originally Posted by Burtha

I am a walking contradiction and like to wear jewelry & makeup while I chainsaw!!

Awesome! You rawk, Gurrrrl!

**slofox** · 2nd March 2009, 11:10

Got 101. But if I counted EVERY tool I own the total would have been 10837...

**<G>** · 2nd March 2009, 11:11

10 pts for motorbike
7 pts for preferring beer
4 pts for watching Top Gear although I think I fail on that one because I only watch it because I like the presenters, James May in particular

So no, I'm not your average Kiwi Girl but kudos to all of you that can do the "manly" things

**nallac** · 2nd March 2009, 11:13

Originally Posted by slofox

Got 101. But if I counted EVERY tool I own the total would have been 10837...

you do know you don't count that "tool",and its not 2 points per mm

**MSTRS:Me** · 2nd March 2009, 11:15

Originally Posted by prettybillie

Men need to stop fucking us girls .....

What!! And have the species die out???

**SDU** · 2nd March 2009, 11:18

Originally Posted by MsKABC

We are all loveable - just a matter of finding the right bloke! Some men are just too easily intimidated... heh heh

Found the right bloke & he comes with a truck load off tools & better still knows how to use them,: god help me if I use to to stir the paint tin

but his power tools are fun

**MsKABC** · 2nd March 2009, 11:19

Originally Posted by vifferman

I not infrequently call the vifferbabe "a Top Bloke", but I'll have to stop doing that: she scored only 5.5. Mine was 105, but that didn't include the tools question - I have too many to count, including a bazillion power tools ("AAARRRGGHHHH AARRRRRRRRGH!!") Reassuring to know I really am a bloke.

I'm glad my quiz has re-affirmed your masculinity for you

Originally Posted by Stirts

I can competently back a trailer into the jack knife position .... my revised score is now 82!!!!

As I said - it depends on your definition of "competent"

Originally Posted by Maha

As a Honda rider, I will not give out my score.
But um, what the hell is a motorboat?...

I threw out my hair straightner......it burns....

That's ok Maha - the quiz was only designed for the ladies anyway. Typical KB - blokes always have to come in and spoil things!

A motorboat is a boat with a motor...as opposed to a boat with a sail! And you're supposed to use your hair straightener on your HEAD, silly!

Originally Posted by Burtha

I am a walking contradiction and like to wear jewelry & makeup while I chainsaw!!

Ha ha! Classic. I'm like that too sometimes

"I'll do this thing you ask of me, but I reserve the right to look bloody good doing it!"

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Oh behalf of my wife... (who has no idea she just had the test taken for her)... 54

Your "wife" eh...?

**MsKABC** · 2nd March 2009, 11:26

Originally Posted by slofox

Got 101. But if I counted EVERY tool I own the total would have been 10837...

That's a lot of tools! Are you sure you're not errrm "compensating" for something there Slofox?

Originally Posted by

10 pts for motorbike
7 pts for preferring beer
4 pts for watching Top Gear although I think I fail on that one because I only watch it because I like the presenters, James May in particular

So no, I'm not your average Kiwi Girl but kudos to all of you that can do the "manly" things

Well you do have a pink flower for your avatar!

I bet you are above-average in other departments though, right?

Originally Posted by SDU

Found the right bloke & he comes with a truck load off tools & better still knows how to use them

They are the best sort

Originally Posted by SDU

god help me if I use to to stir the paint tin

Reminds me of the time my uncle used his wife's stick blender to stir paint with. They separated not long after that....

Originally Posted by SDU

but his power tools are fun

Are they now?