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  1. 8th March 2009, 08:12 #76
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    A chick who is a honorary bloke is called a Shenis.

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzo View Post
    A chick who is a honorary bloke is called a Shenis.
    Until you have to do everything for her because she's too afraid to get her hands dirty or breaking a nail...
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    For a laugh....

    OK, so as much as I got over "being an honorary bloke" when I was a pimply swanny / redband wearing "youth" a wee while ago .....

    I got 66 points... legit though as hubby was adjudicating the point scoring process.

    Didn't count any tools.... Love the torque wrench comments earlier in the thread though!!!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    For some reason that reminds me of the time my Dad fixed my Aunty's lawnmower for her. Mum decided to have some fun with it so they sent it back to her painted a bright colour with polkadots on! My Aunt then decided it would be a good idea to mow her lawn wearing a clown suit!

    I have an EnviroMower which started out red & has now faded - I offered to lend it to a male friend (from Canterbury way) when he tentatively asked 'has it always been pink?' :slap:
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    Holy toolbox Batman - that's one helluva spanner!
    sometimes you get little tools sometimes you get big tools & sometimes you just like to get your own - Thursday's grocery shopping list - bread, tomato, cheese & a biscuit joiner > Click image for larger version.  Name: biscuit joiner.JPG  Views: 22  Size: 73.1 KB  ID: 121943
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzo View Post
    A chick who is a honorary bloke is called a Shenis.
    ...does that make you boys vagina dentara!?
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    i only got 126 but for the tools, i dunno how much i own so i just used 40 points - im sure it'll be more like 100 points
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    i only got 126 but for the tools, i dunno how much i own so i just used 40 points - im sure it'll be more like 100 points
    That mullet in your avatar is worth another 50.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squid69 View Post
    That mullet in your avatar is worth another 50.
    more like 500 yeah!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squid69 View Post
    That mullet in your avatar is worth another 50.

    Nah, points off for that I reckon!
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    0-19 Oh dear - you are a lost cause! Best you stay in the beauty salon for fear of breaking a nail!

    and I dont even own a hair straightener!!!!!!!!!!!

    If there was an option for Sharpening Knives & Working on the Chain in a Beef Slaughter House .. my points may have been a little higher

    This was fun ...
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