work in wellywood

[Racey Rider]

I can't help directly, but if you post skills/experience/preferences in here it'll be a good start for the guys and gals laughing...
MDU

Orrr,, I can't believe you said that!!

Poor B

[sels1]

hmmmmm... cheers sels1

Careful how you approach them - the previous guy passed away suddenly last week....


any experience in a kitchen assembly/joinery factory?

[Blakamin]

Careful how you approach them - the previous guy passed away suddenly last week....


any experience in a kitchen assembly/joinery factory?

oh bugga.....


have done some joinery work years ago.... I'm pretty handy with power tools, hand tools and my own tool and shit like that...

[Blakamin]

I also hear of a job for a "Trash talking Yamahahaha rider" in Chch after I give Aaron a hiding in a couple of weeks.

You'd have to sell the Duck of course but work's work....

wouldn't pay enuff to get me living down there....

[ManDownUnder]

Orrr,, I can't believe you said that!!

Poor B

Nor can I (smart bastard - ya got me with it though - maybe I needs a brewski to calm down)

[Blakamin]

previous experience...
I'm a qualified spraypainter that has been a
computer technician
car salesman
left to right hand drive converter
roadie
truck driver (no current ticket)
tyre fitter
concrete labourer
builders labourer
labourer at cabinetmakers
wheel alignment tech
bitumen tank cleaner
storeman
fork lift driver (no current ticket)
windsurfing instructor
audio engineer
mixing and lighting
studio gofer
pump jockey
insulation installer
insulation remover
maintenance engineer at a major tourist attraction
kitchen hand
network administrator
music manager
driver
jukebox technician
and funnily enuff, spraypainter..... (these are just some of the things I have done)
rebuilt a 350 chev at age 9... decided fords were better at 17... ran drag cars for 3 seasons...
always knew bikes were the best...

there is bound to be more but I can't think at the moment.... still pissed off!!!

[Biff]

WT has given me a great idea Blaki', why don't you hire out your bosses telephone number. That way anyone whose pissed off can phone him to tell him he's a c*nt.

[Biff]

I want a cut by the way.

[vifferman]

WT has given me a great idea Blaki', why don't you hire out your bosses telephone number. That way anyone whose pissed off can phone him to tell him he's a c*nt.

A most excellent idea.
The new avatar's an improvement, Biffery Baffy. So long as it's not actually a drag queen, transvestite, or something equally dodgy.

[Biff]

A most excellent idea.
The new avatar's an improvement, Biffery Baffy. So long as it's not actually a drag queen, transvestite, or something equally dodgy.

So are you trying to tell me you'd prefer to look at a long legged blondes PVC clad buttocks as opposed to a fat guy wobbling his bits. You're weird!

[Blakamin]

WT has given me a great idea Blaki', why don't you hire out your bosses telephone number. That way anyone whose pissed off can phone him to tell him he's a c*nt.

wouldn't work... he's used to it...
and I'd let people call him anything they want for free

[vifferman]

So are you trying to tell me you'd prefer to look at a long legged blondes PVC clad buttocks as opposed to a fat guy wobbling his bits. You're weird!

Yeah, I'm not that great at touch typing, so it's awkward typing with me eyes shut!

[jazbug5]

I'm pretty handy with power tools, hand tools and my own tool and shit like that...

I hear there's a lot of ads in the Personals for a man of your 'skills'; excellent money, too. Fnaar, fnaar.

(Seriously, though- good luck. I'm in the same boat, so I'll pray for the both of us..)

[Blakamin]

I hear there's a lot of ads in the Personals for a man of your 'skills'; excellent money, too. Fnaar, fnaar.

i think both me AND the mrs would have a problem with that job....

good luck on your re-employment horizon

[Waylander]

Ya havn't been a milkman yet.

And did you know you put spraypainter twice? Just not sure if it was intentional and suposed to mean somethin.