Tank/vagina battle

**Trudes** · 2nd March 2009, 12:33

Learn to brake a bit smoother

**MSTRS:Me** · 2nd March 2009, 12:33

Originally Posted by yungatart

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num

There's a name for that....isn't there? I am sure there is...I can't quite remember...it's just on the tip of my tongue. I'm sure it'll come to me. And then I'll feel better....

**Stirts** · 2nd March 2009, 12:40

Originally Posted by Finn

Do you install it in a similar fashion as a panty liner?

whats a panty liner

**FROSTY:Me** · 2nd March 2009, 12:45

OK Im guessin this is a serious question.Besides as Nasty suggested pain killers afterwards Big, litte or just plain weedy you need to grip the tank with your legs. A side effect is better feel through the hand controls

**Finn** · 2nd March 2009, 12:45

Originally Posted by Stirts

whats a panty liner

Having never used one myself, I can only comment on what I have seen on television commercials. It is some sort of shield to protect your undies in case you secrete blue stuff.

Alternatively, some bikers line their helmets with them during the summer months to absorb sweat.

**Stirts** · 2nd March 2009, 12:49

Originally Posted by Finn

Having never used one myself, I can only comment on what I have seen on television commercials. It is some sort of shield to protect your undies in case you secrete blue stuff.

Smurf jizz!?!

Originally Posted by Finn

Alternatively, some bikers line their helmets with them during the summer months to absorb sweat.

They make good plasters too!!!

**Burtha** · 2nd March 2009, 13:54

Originally Posted by yungatart

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num

ROFLMFAO !!!!!

Nappy?

or "Depend" ? , grow your fuzz into a jungle safari like the Zohan ???

**Kaituna** · 2nd March 2009, 14:04

" grow your fuzz into a jungle safari like the Zohan ???"

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That is effin funny!!!!!!!!

**XxKiTtiExX** · 2nd March 2009, 14:09

Rub some deep heat into the sore spot, believe me it'll help

**Maha** · 2nd March 2009, 14:13

Originally Posted by Trudes

Learn to brake a bit smoother

Fuck now theres a point!!!!

**Maha** · 2nd March 2009, 14:26

Originally Posted by Stirts

Smurf jizz!?!

Smurff Jizz.......

Colgate produce that in a tube.

**MSTRS:Me** · 2nd March 2009, 14:27

Originally Posted by FROSTY

OK Im guessin this is a serious question.Besides as Nasty suggested pain killers afterwards Big, litte or just plain weedy you need to grip the tank with your legs. A side effect is better feel through the hand controls

Frosty has the answer. You clamp your thighs onto the tank, use your core muscles to hold yourself up and don't use your arms/wrists for support. If you can't avoid slipping up against the tank, then you are doing it wrong.

**vifferman** · 2nd March 2009, 14:29

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Frosty has the answer.

Ahem.....
Who first posted about gripping the tank with one's thighs?

**socialites** · 2nd March 2009, 14:32

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Frosty has the answer. You clamp your thighs onto the tank, use your core muscles to hold yourself up and don't use your arms/wrists for support. If you can't avoid slipping up against the tank, then you are doing it wrong.

Nah....me thinks the numbing solution is way beta....