Tank/vagina battle

**Maha** · 2nd March 2009, 14:32

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Frosty has the answer. You clamp your thighs onto the tank, use your core muscles to hold yourself up and don't use your arms/wrists for support. If you can't avoid slipping up against the tank, then you are doing it wrong.

And having only done her BHS, theres still time to learn/practice the finner points.

**Burtha** · 2nd March 2009, 14:40

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

Rub some deep heat into the sore spot, believe me it'll help

Just don't get any into the crack(s) !

**The Pastor** · 2nd March 2009, 14:56

solution solved

**enigma51** · 2nd March 2009, 15:01

I wanna know how you got from the bitch seat to the tank?

**XxKiTtiExX** · 2nd March 2009, 15:08

Originally Posted by Burtha

Just don't get any into the crack(s) !

The whole point was to accidently smoosh some in there

**Burtha** · 2nd March 2009, 15:12

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

The whole point was to accidently smoosh some in there

Your real name isn't Patsy is it? ie; where do you put your mobile phone? Or do ye think it is a vibrator???

**XxKiTtiExX** · 2nd March 2009, 15:21

Originally Posted by Burtha

Your real name isn't Patsy is it? ie; where do you put your mobile phone? Or do ye think it is a vibrator???

What can I say, I always squirm when I ring myself..

**Bikernereid** · 2nd March 2009, 15:42

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

Rub some deep heat into the sore spot, believe me it'll help

have to be very careful with deep heat and nether regions!!!!

**Bikernereid** · 2nd March 2009, 15:43

Originally Posted by Maha

Fuck now theres a point!!!!

Yes a point but I was a Honda virgin and didn't expect the brakes to be quite that sharp.

**Bikernereid** · 2nd March 2009, 15:46

Originally Posted by enigma51

I wanna know how you got from the bitch seat to the tank?

Well when OWNER offered to let me lose on his precious bike I took him seriously. Maybe he has learnt not to joke about such things around me in future!!!

**MSTRS:Me** · 2nd March 2009, 15:47

Originally Posted by vifferman

Ahem.....
Who first posted about gripping the tank with one's thighs?

After getting the "Spagthorpe Wheezehound" wrong, what can I say?
I'm getting old, I've even noticed grey hairs in my eyebrows lately.

**Tank** · 2nd March 2009, 15:50

Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up

.

-Tank

**nodrog:Me** · 2nd March 2009, 15:53

buy a scooter, problem solved.

**Kickaha** · 2nd March 2009, 15:58

Originally Posted by vifferman

Surely being a woman type person, you have meatyish thighs? You need to learn to clench them together against the tank to help hold yourself in position.
Just pretend you're clamping them tightly shut to prevent unwanted attention to your nether regions. Which in effect, is Eggs Zachary what you're doing.

Or Alternatively open them wider and use some lube