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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Hey me meaty thighs, he he he hehe. I am only little so maybe I need some velcro on the seat.
    did you know there is male and female velcro?

    better make sure you get the correct gender else you will become....um.....attached.
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    I am surprised your vagina took a hit on heavy braking really. If I recall my anatomy lessons correctly and am familiar with my own body, how the hell you hurt your vagina on the tank under heavy braking has me stumped.

    Even your vulva would have been hard pressed (pun intended) to get a bruise, unless you have a really weird riding style that is. More likely you have hit your pubic bone on the tank. Follow the advice delivered by the more sensible posts in this thread.

    If you crushed your pubis against the tank and remained seated on the bike shows you have some skills. Progressive braking is something I suggest you practise
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Yes a point but I was a Honda virgin and didn't expect the brakes to be quite that sharp.
    Perhaps along with braking smoother riding a bike that is commensurate with your level of riding experience (and license) would be a good start

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    As the only witness to said event, she needs to go faster so the brakes are less viscious.
    But her vagina won the battle because my bike doesn't go any more
    and there is a big slimy patch underneath the bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Perhaps along with braking smoother riding a bike that is commensurate with your level of riding experience (and license) would be a good start
    You are very correct, but she was under responible supervision in a stunt spot and was going too slow for the brakes to work properly

    She is a great student and does what she is told, thats why I let her ride my bike. Then I crashed it in front of her

    She respects bikes and what I've seen so far she won't get to far ahead of herself

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    Quote Originally Posted by owner View Post
    she was under responible supervision in a stunt spot
    WTF??

    She's stunting now?! Shit don't tell Katman that she is riding out of class for her license AND stunting... he will be baying for blood over all that lot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.
    I truely hope your description of your problem is a case of a lack of anatomical knowledge and that you are refering to your vulva.
    (N.B. not Volvo; that is a type of car that is often driven by c**ts )

    If your tank did inflict damage to your vagina,
    1. I don't want to know about it,and at the same time strangely intrigued as to the details.
    2. CBR600RR's must have amazing brakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Yes a point but I was a Honda virgin and didn't expect the brakes to be quite that sharp.
    So the damage inflicted means you are no longer a Honda virgin?

    I'm just after the facts Ma'am,just the facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    WTF??

    She's stunting now?! Shit don't tell Katman that she is riding out of class for her license AND stunting... he will be baying for blood over all that lot!
    Hey I may be slightly unhinged but even I am not that crazy. I was having a lesson and experience on Shane's bike too see what I thought of the CBR600. From the experience I am sure that the bike seating is too high for me and that I want a bike with less weight. I was not going incredibly fast but was doing what Shane has asked me to do. What I learnt from the short ride on this bike is that the brakes are far sharper than the Yamaha Tricker I rode recently and the pit bike I learnt on.

    I find it hard to believe there is anyone that hasn't hurt or damaged their pubic bone or testes and penis by hard breaking! And that is why I was asking (especially the women) for some advice.
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    The_Dover swole his ball bag in a crash - left a strange shaped dent on his tank too.

    I have always found under sharp braking that I am taking my weight on my arms and legs pressing hard on the pegs and handlebars.

    Sounds like you are holding your pelvis at a 'receptive' angle (or you've fitted a dildo to your tank ) if you've bruised yer love tunnel.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Hey I may be slightly unhinged but even I am not that crazy. I was having a lesson and experience on Shane's bike too see what I thought of the CBR600. From the experience I am sure that the bike seating is too high for me and that I want a bike with less weight. I was not going incredibly fast but was doing what Shane has asked me to do. What I learnt from the short ride on this bike is that the brakes are far sharper than the Yamaha Tricker I rode recently and the pit bike I learnt on.

    I find it hard to believe there is anyone that hasn't hurt or damaged their pubic bone or testes and penis by hard breaking! And that is why I was asking (especially the women) for some advice.
    I'm more interested to learn if you felt any homosexual urges while riding the Honda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by owner View Post
    Then I crashed it in front of her
    bummer dude....
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    The_Dover swole his ball bag in a crash - left a strange shaped dent on his tank too.

    I have always found under sharp braking that I am taking my weight on my arms and legs pressing hard on the pegs and handlebars.

    Sounds like you are holding your pelvis at a 'receptive' angle (or you've fitted a dildo to your tank ) if you've bruised yer love tunnel.

    OWNER and I have been discussing how I was riding his bike and as I mentioed to him he has a big wide tank and it forces me to ride with more pressure on the thighs which wasn't the most comfortable position. Maybe my pelvis was not in the best position, I will pay more attention to riding position in future.

    There will be no dildos fitted to OWNERs CBR, well not when he is looking!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    I'm more interested to learn if you felt any homosexual urges while riding the Honda?
    When in Rome!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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