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    Tank/vagina battle

    As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Kick it right back in the nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    Kick it right back in the nuts.
    But Hondas are gay and I couldn't possibly kick a gay!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    I would like to know how other women get around the Tank inflicted vagina damage.
    The boy gets around eh.

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    You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num
    Fuckin classic !!!!


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    Surely being a woman type person, you have meatyish thighs? You need to learn to clench them together against the tank to help hold yourself in position.
    Just pretend you're clamping them tightly shut to prevent unwanted attention to your nether regions. Which in effect, is Eggs Zachary what you're doing.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Surely being a woman type person, you have meatyish thighs? You need to learn to clench them together against the tank to help hold yourself in position.
    Just pretend you're clamping them tightly shut to prevent unwanted attention to your nether regions. Which in effect, is Eggs Zachary what you're doing.
    Hey me meaty thighs, he he he hehe. I am only little so maybe I need some velcro on the seat.
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    The boy gets around eh.

    I must admit I thought this thread was about him when I saw the title
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num
    But not feeling those 'good vibrations' would just be soooo wrong!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Dang! I thought this thread was about something else.......needed a cold shower anyway.....




    Just a quick moment of lucidity - you can get grip mat from Mitre 10. Its used for slippery floors and gardeners also use it for plants to climb up. Try a bit on the seat, it will hold you in place and stop you err......embracing Tank.....

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    Get a pussy box!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.
    Why wouldn't you take panadol and arnica ... ok .. that is far to simple an answer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.
    You could always get owner to rub in the arnica then you could both have a bit of fun as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Seriously.....STOMP GRIP is the best!!
    Do you install it in a similar fashion as a panty liner?

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