Easter weekend Kaitoke is go!

[Sully60]

Well ute is loaded up with two bikes and a superchaged jetski engine (man a mate of mine owes me for transporting the engine for him), as well as all my other tools and crap. Dont think I have forgotten anything.

Anyway see you all at the Slipway Saturday

Hope you bought some hard liquor and some big tittied woman cos all yo' Jafas are going to need to drown your sorrows and look for some serious comfort after getting whooped by our overweight 11hp bikes!

Bring it orn!

[TZ350]

Hope you bought some hard liquor and some big tittied woman cos all yo' Jafas are going to need to drown your sorrows and look for some serious comfort after getting whooped by our overweight 11hp bikes!

Bring it orn!

We are going to give it a serious go, so lookout.

Ps. lock up your booze and womin if we lose.

PPs. whats a picture of my Grand Daughter doing on your home page?
.

[Sully60]

We are going to give it a serious go, so lookout.

Ps. lock up your booze and womin if we lose.

PPs. whats a picture of my Grand Daughter doing on your home page?
.

That's what I'm talking about!

You'd have to ask my wife about that pic, she put it there. Nice bloodline you must be a good looking chap yourself

[nudemetalz]

Some of us Norf Welly male bucket riders are a bit 125-twinish ay......

[Sully60]

Some of us Norf Welly male bucket riders are a bit 125-twinish ay......

When are you going to learn, 125 twins are so last millenium!
And you're supposed to smack talk them out of towners not your own crew, sheesh!

Where are you staying TZ350? I think this place may be appropriate:

[b1kerb0b]

Yup - up to the wind turbine and go through the gate at the end of the carpark. It should have small signs pointing the way to the 'Slipway Driving Facility'.

Um, can we ensure the gate is OPEN and UNLOCKED... I remember at least once I had to turn around and go home because the gate was locked.

[b1kerb0b]

When are you going to learn, 125 twins are so last millenium!

I thought the new trend was 125cc V4's?

[Skunk]

Um, can we ensure the gate is OPEN and UNLOCKED... I remember at least once I had to turn around and go home because the gate was locked.

Almost never locked - just looks it. Mind you, I have no control over it either way.

[Skunk]

I thought the new trend was 125cc V4's?

Only for two strokers.

[b1kerb0b]

Hey guys, have an awesome day racing tomorrow (Saturday) - we've made the decision to open the shop for the day as usual.

If anyone's at a loose end Saturday and in town, come see us @ the shop: Scooterazzi, cnr Ghuznee & Victoria Streets, 10am -> 3pm.

If it's REALLY quiet we'll kick the strays out, shut the doors and come on up to watch.

BUT... us lads from Scooterazzi will see ya all on the track on Saturday. Looks like 3 of us are riding and we promise NO team tactics... unless of course anyone can help me make sure Mark stays behind me. Oh, wait... he's supposed to be on my team, scratch that...

Have fun tomorrow guys and gals!

Jono

[b1kerb0b]

Only for two strokers.

Yeah back in the late 80's I had a wonderful 2-stroke. Was a V4 but at 500cc a tad large for buckets

Damn that was a fine ride while it lasted.

[b1kerb0b]

Almost never locked - just looks it. Mind you, I have no control over it either way.

LOL that day it was WELL locked.

[nudemetalz]

Hey guys, have an awesome day racing tomorrow (Saturday) - we've made the decision to open the shop for the day as usual.

If anyone's at a loose end Saturday and in town, come see us @ the shop: Scooterazzi, cnr Ghuznee & Victoria Streets, 10am -> 3pm.

If it's REALLY quiet we'll kick the strays out, shut the doors and come on up to watch.

BUT... us lads from Scooterazzi will see ya all on the track on Saturday. Looks like 3 of us are riding and we promise NO team tactics... unless of course anyone can help me make sure Mark stays behind me. Oh, wait... he's supposed to be on my team, scratch that...

Have fun tomorrow guys and gals!

Jono

Cheers Ears and you mean see us all on the track on "SUNDAY", ya wally !!

[b1kerb0b]

Cheers Ears and you mean see us all on the track on "SUNDAY", ya wally !!

LOL, um, yeah.

[koba]

Smack talk?

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

What the fuck are these?

Opium suppositories. Ideal for your purposes. Slow release. Bring you down gradual. Custom fucking designed for your needs.

I want a fucking hit!

That's all I've got, matey, take it or leave it.

Aye, you feel better the now right?

Oh, yeah, for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse!