Can/will you add a verse?

**Slipstream** · 2nd February 2005, 17:25

I just heard some hot gossip
Promise not to scoff
Our own NC30_chick
Is riding David Hasselhoff

WINJA has earned his ‘Playboy’ status
I have heard he can go all night
But was turned down by his left hand
Cos he was caught playing with his right

MrMelon is a friendly guy
A smile of very high wattage
Especially when you remind him of
The pizza with the sausage!

Down a dark alley, far from public view
Promoting the GSXR
You’ll find White Trash and his band
Outside the famous Blue Oyster Bar

Jrandom is smart about different things
I bet he’ll write a book in the future
He’s probably even quite well versed
In the ways of the Karma Sutra

Hitcher’s funny and kwick to boot
As diplomatic as Barby and Ken
Addjusting mispelt posts with Twink
Or using his big red corekting-pen?

Lynda Blair is a label basher
Ducati Ducati Ducati
Ducati Ducati Ducati
And did I mention … Ducati

Jim2 seems to have a fetish
For all things that make you cry
Like that disturbing signature of
That nipple licking cartoon guy

Not one to stand by
And not lend a hand
Let’s give big ups
For Paul in NZ-land

Celtic Sea Lily
Is so lovely and ironic
At least she is with Gin
Just pass her some tonic

Now that Wari is a worry
Always watching you
His sheep and binoculars
And posts full of poo

Now SpankMe if I’m wrong
Or SpankMe if I’m right
Are you ever so proud?
Of this fantastic biker site

**Sparky Bills** · 2nd February 2005, 17:56

Hey!!
What about me!

By the way...
You have far too much time on your hands!

**Waylander** · 2nd February 2005, 17:57

I wonder if ill get one

**StoneChucker** · 2nd February 2005, 18:01

If a post is controversial
Slagging coppers or bein a fukka
You can bet it's good ol Mikey
Trying to piss of our SpudChucka

When you wake up in the morn
Click "new posts" and start to yawn
screech at 12 pages of shyte to read
I Bet it's bloody Honda indeed!

When you're riding hard up the Taka's
Thinking "yeah I'm the man"
Don't be suprised if Velox passes you
Muttering "you're slower than a van"

If there ever was a whore
of the forum variety, you see
Blakamin would win hands down
He replies to my threads BEFORE me!

**ZorsT** · 2nd February 2005, 18:07

Theres this guy on KB
He calles himself Alucard Draken
His cat is covered in fleas
And he likes his bacon

its the best i can do :disapint:

**Waylander** · 2nd February 2005, 18:09

Well dammit if it aint true

thanks mate

**Quasievil** · 2nd February 2005, 18:17

Haha got nothing on me

**ZorsT** · 2nd February 2005, 18:18

Originally Posted by alucard_draken

Well dammit if it aint true

thanks mate

ooh, ooh... do me now

someone........please.....?

**Waylander** · 2nd February 2005, 18:22

Goodandsuchlike,
is looking for a bike,
but since he cant yet ride,
He'll just go for a glide.

**Slipstream** · 2nd February 2005, 18:29

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Haha got nothing on me

Quasievil came to Wellington
And spent a night drinking fast
Wouldn't choose some music
So I put on my James Last

or how about

He has a shiny head
His name is Quasievil
Don't mess with him cos
He's the diet coke of evil