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  1. 30th April 2009, 10:58 #46
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    its the case of Grants the flat cap is trying not to drop
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  2. 30th April 2009, 21:25 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flatcap View Post
    no such thing
    Nonsense. The fatter they are, the more they appreciate it!
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  3. 30th April 2009, 21:51 #48
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    People on scooters are not truely alive as we know it - they just kinda exist...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    People on scooters are not truely alive as we know it - they just kinda exist...
    Particularly those who haven't figured out that the rear pegs are for pillions, not for the rider...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Particularly those who haven't figured out that the rear pegs are for pillions, not for the rider...
    Pegs? Proper scooters have running boards...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    People on scooters are not truely alive as we know it - they just kinda exist...
    lol, completly agree!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I hope that if I ever get taken out by an unobservant meanderthal or a Kindy Mum In A SUV(TM) that it's quick and clean and that I feel no pain.

    If I were to be badly maimed or injured, I would be extremely fucked off. Because, as we all know, people only feel pity for deranged gimps -- they never get taken seriously.
    Since when did you get taken seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Since when did you get taken seriously
    Exactly my point! Deranged gimp or cliched Internet meme, the net result is the same.
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  9. 1st May 2009, 18:20 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Pegs? Proper scooters have running boards...
    Proper scooters have them cut off
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    You just pootle off to the oriface from whence you came from...."pinches meself" I am very much alive thank you
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    My scooter has a spanish-style mustache taped to the front of it. I get noticed quite easily by cagers.

    @Paul: Absolutely right. Some scooter riders only truly join the world of the living after completing a number of satanic rituals gaining a 6L licence and buying a motorcycle. However they are permanently tainted by the scooter experience. ]:
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    I first started out on a Yamaha 3 speed 50cc 2 stroke (crash box, or I never found the clutch ). I have been tainted too (ahhhhh that's how I got that funny smell...)
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