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    I bet you ride two abreast too. You're a bad BAD man!

    (have you not thought what effect you are having on the reputation of cyclists?)

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    You are a bad bad man Mr Random......and since you have openly admitted your offence in a public forum, I am sure all KBers will sign a massive complaint and send it in to "the man" in the sincere hope that you will be severely reprimanded in a court of law and that your treadly be impounded and crushed forthwith....THAT'll learn you young varmints...
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    Shit Dan, I ain't giving you sympathy.

    You run the red you takes your chances.

    Please don't end up as a hood ornament mate.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    ... you want sympathy from us?
    No. Just your attention. Thank you.



    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    You run the red you takes your chances.
    With what, the tumbleweed?

    Not all illegal maneuvers are dangerous, old bean.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    No. Just your attention. Thank you.





    With what, the tumbleweed?

    Not all illegal maneuvers are dangerous, old bean.
    hahahah tui right???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    No. Just your attention. Thank you.





    With what, the tumbleweed?

    Not all illegal maneuvers are dangerous, old bean.
    Ah... you don't need to tell me that. I'm hardly old and boring yet
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    oh for fucksakes, what time do you have dinner?
    Just now. I had a dozen Bluff oysters all to myself. With chups. They were in Foveaux Strait yesterday morning. The oysters, not the chups.

    A girlfriend that works for an iwi-owned fisheries company is an awesome idea. I have no idea why I didn't think of it sooner.

    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by discotex View Post
    I bet you ride two abreast too. You're a bad BAD man!
    What are you on about, haven't you seen the photos? jrandom's a real man, he's two abreast just by himself.

    And that's not a bad thing, I hope - otherwise I might be guilty too. Except I'm not going on a bicycle on the road ever again (unless maybe I loose my license ya know).
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    The only thing that iritates me about running over treadly riders in the work truck, is having to stop and unwind their treadly from the drive shaft.
    A few years ago I had a Treadlyist abuse me for trying to run him over one cold raining midwinters night down in Island Bay, the twat was dressed head to foot in black and he had no lights, he wasnt worth arguing with, I just shook my head and walked away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    The best comeback lines always occur to one about thirty seconds after the opportunity to use them passes.
    "Esprit d'escalier" I believe is the phrase you seek.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I had a dozen Bluff oysters all to myself. With chups.
    Wash them down with Lagavulin 18. It's a Truly Spiritual Experience(TM).
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Corporate CEO has merit too.

    If you don't like the way I ride - stay the hell off the footpath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I've always found it outrageously amusing to be told on here by GN250 riders "You'll never really understand what motorcycling's all about"
    And what makes GN250 riders lesser riders than you your highness ?
    Don't Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly !!!



    Hey Alan, Alan, Alan....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    "Esprit d'escalier" I believe is the phrase you seek.
    His vocabulary does not extend past words of more than two syllables, a display of humor was intended... not one of knowledge...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Sometimes I look at them doing that and I get shitty -- because I wish I could do the same thing myself. But then I think of all the other illegal and grey-area things I get up to on my usual commute and realise I shouldn't feel too jealous.

    Funny, I got the evils from a ZZR250 rider for riding on the footpath once. I know the rider though

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